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Alabama teen goes on chicken massacre when mother didn't fix his relationship
Posted on 6/26/15 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 6/26/15 at 5:19 pm
His mother tried to fix the relationship, but his cousin said she was done with him.
Only in Bammer.
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Only in Bammer.
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A north Alabama teenager has been arrested after authorities say he killed six of his mother's chickens in a bizarre threat after asking her to fix his relationship with his girlfriend.
WHNT-TV reports 18-year-old Hayden Smith was arrested in Elkmont on Thursday and charged with domestic violence third degree and criminal mischief.
Deputies say Smith threatened to kill one of his mother's chickens every 15 minutes until she contacted his girlfriend's parents and attempted to mend their relationship.
The sheriff's office says Smith gave his mother a noon deadline before he started killing the chickens. Deputies say he sent her pictures of each chicken he killed at 15 minute intervals, killing six before he was arrested.
He also threatened to burn his mother's house down, kill deputies and himself.
It's unclear if Smith has a lawyer.
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Posted on 6/26/15 at 5:32 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Who hasn't felt the need to choke the chicken after their girlfriend dumped them? 
Posted on 6/26/15 at 5:35 pm to SavageOrangeJug
That's disturbing. Hopefully the kid gets psychological help.
Posted on 6/26/15 at 5:42 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Someone tell me what to blame this on because right now I literally can't even
Posted on 6/26/15 at 5:56 pm to LewDawg
well he is from bama, so i blame the crimson A
Posted on 6/26/15 at 6:21 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Hayden
I think I located the problem.
Posted on 6/26/15 at 6:33 pm to MMB5DAP
The Red Elephant Club loses a Jr member.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Posted on 6/26/15 at 6:34 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:04 pm to LewDawg
The population of Elkmont is mostly meth addicts from Pulaski, TN who have slipped across the state line to evade law enforcement. Not surprised that they're guilty of avian genocide.
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:25 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Bama bangs.
Posted on 6/26/15 at 9:55 pm to SavageOrangeJug
Dat hair doe. All you Deep South fricks biting the same exact hair style.
Posted on 6/26/15 at 10:01 pm to betweenthebara
I blame Hoover, Alabama.
Posted on 6/26/15 at 11:44 pm to SamuelClemens
Your comment just made me realize that "bama bangs" would be a good name for a redneck/trailer oriented porn site 
Posted on 6/27/15 at 12:21 am to SavageOrangeJug
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Elkmont
Was slightly puzzled until I saw this. Elkmont is probably the shittiest town in Limestone County.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 12:43 am to Evolved Simian
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The population of Elkmont is mostly meth addicts from Pulaski, TN who have slipped across the state line to evade law enforcement. Not surprised that they're guilty of avian genocide.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 7:33 pm to SavageOrangeJug
#chickenlivesmatter
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