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A man is buying a banana, apple and two eggs. Cashier says: "You must be single
Posted on 5/2/16 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 5/2/16 at 5:50 pm
The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"
Cashier: "Because you're ugly."
Cashier: "Because you're ugly."
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Posted on 5/2/16 at 5:58 pm to Stacked
you're high right now aren't you
Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:00 pm to Stacked
quote:That's a weird grocery store
two eggs
Posted on 5/2/16 at 6:11 pm to Stacked
Lol! U read reddit 2?!!1
Posted on 5/2/16 at 7:58 pm to Stacked
Sounds like a joke you'd hear at a church softball game
Posted on 5/2/16 at 8:03 pm to Stacked
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for christmas?
Cancer
Cancer
Posted on 5/2/16 at 8:26 pm to genro
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That's a weird grocery store
Like the convenience stores in the hood that sell cigarettes and beer in singles.... behind bulletproof glass.
This post was edited on 5/2/16 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 5/2/16 at 8:43 pm to TideJoe
Loosies are what single cigarettes are called.
Posted on 5/2/16 at 8:49 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Loosies are what single cigarettes are called.
I wouldn't know. The first time I saw them was in a bad part of Mobile back when a pack of Marlboros cost $1.50 and they sold the "loosies" for $.25 each. Seemed like a guy could come up with a couple extra quarters and get the whole pack.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:15 am to Stacked
Man went to the Doctor for his 40 year physical
Doctor says "you're going to have to stop masturbating"
Man says "how come, Doc??"
Doctor says "because I'm trying to give you a physical you weird bastard."
Doctor says "you're going to have to stop masturbating"
Man says "how come, Doc??"
Doctor says "because I'm trying to give you a physical you weird bastard."
This post was edited on 5/3/16 at 7:18 am
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:51 am to Stacked
quote:
The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"
Cashier: "Because you're ugly."
The man was you...right?
Posted on 5/3/16 at 7:55 am to madmaxvol
Since I am beautiful, I don't see how it could have been me.
Posted on 5/3/16 at 11:25 am to Stacked
Q: How do you make your dog quit humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick.
A: Pick him up and suck his dick.
Posted on 5/4/16 at 8:25 am to Hardy_Har
Love it Hardy laughing here on a plane. Now that was funny lol
Posted on 5/4/16 at 8:33 am to Hardy_Har
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