A Little Bored Texas Manhood Waving

In the usual, braggart, obnoxious Texan fashion, allow me to shake the collective gay Aggy Texas junk about the enormity our beloved Tejas (like the enormity of our junk).

From College Station:
to Baton Rouge -- 365 miles
to Fayettville -- 477 miles
to Starkville -- 563 miles
to Oxford -- 592 miles
to Tuscaloosa -- 621 miles
to El Paso, TX -- 681 miles
to Nashville -- 761 miles
to Columbia, Mo -- 761 miles
to Auburn -- 782
From El Paso, TX to Los Angeles, CA - 802 miles
From Orange, TX to El Paso, TX - 856 miles
From Dalhart, TX to Brownsville, TX - 862 miles
From College Station:
to Athens -- 896 miles
to Knoxville -- 935 miles
to Gainsville -- 955 miles
to Lexington -- 972 miles
to Columbia, SC -- 1096 miles


About driving across Texas, it is said:
"The sun did rise, and now has set, but we ain't got out of Texas yet."

Huge penis.










Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

Texas, O Texas! your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far,
Emblem of Freedom! it set our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

Texas, dear Texas! from tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes, we come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.


Undeniable Facts about Texas' Greatness