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27 Sex myths you may need to stop believing
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:56 pm
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Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:58 pm to hawgfaninc
These were definitely made by a dude with a small wiener.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 12:08 am to BallstotheWesleyWall
Given that the average penis is about 5 inches long when erect, the phrase "only 6.5 inches" sounds pretty silly. It's like saying someone is only 6'5".
Posted on 7/31/15 at 12:45 am to hawgfaninc
Man, Photoplasty contests aren't really photoshopping pictures anymore. These are just words over pictures.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 12:53 am to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 7/31/15 at 1:20 am to hawgfaninc
I bet most women 50 years ago and beyond had no concept of what was considered big or small, save for the extremes. Nowadays, women are taught that they're supposed to like big whether they ever thought about otherwise or not. The advent of the porn industry has played a huge role in what people prefer in their partners today.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 2:00 am to Reservoir dawg
the older i got the more really women don't give a shite about size. i mean, i don't have a 2 inch dick but i'm not Mr. Marcus or anything 
. About 5-6 inches but It's pretty thick or so i have been told i don't go around with a tape measure comparing dudes dicks
My ex gf once told me point blank "i wish you had a bigger dick" about 10 years ago. she was 26. 35-36 year old woman does not give 2 shits.
i was in the gym one day changing clothes and i saw this dude's dick who was naked that motherfricker was seriously about hte size of a subway foot long. i was like dude, i'm not gay or anything but, dude come on man lol. what the frick is that lol. that shite isn't 'fair. he was white too
mean im pretty sure my dick isn't small i think girls hooking up with me expect me to be packing and no lol. I even have small feet I wear a size 8. Every time my dad goes shopping with me he's like what shoe size you wear, i'm like 8. Everyone is always like man you sure you wear an 8? i'm like no motherfricker i like saying i have small feet so women would think i have a small dick lol. They buy me a 9 or an 8.5 and they are always too big. My 15 year old sister has bigger feet than me.
I'm pretty sure i have an outstanding dick to shoe size ratio though
. About 5-6 inches but It's pretty thick or so i have been told i don't go around with a tape measure comparing dudes dicks My ex gf once told me point blank "i wish you had a bigger dick" about 10 years ago. she was 26. 35-36 year old woman does not give 2 shits.
i was in the gym one day changing clothes and i saw this dude's dick who was naked that motherfricker was seriously about hte size of a subway foot long. i was like dude, i'm not gay or anything but, dude come on man lol. what the frick is that lol. that shite isn't 'fair. he was white too
mean im pretty sure my dick isn't small i think girls hooking up with me expect me to be packing and no lol. I even have small feet I wear a size 8. Every time my dad goes shopping with me he's like what shoe size you wear, i'm like 8. Everyone is always like man you sure you wear an 8? i'm like no motherfricker i like saying i have small feet so women would think i have a small dick lol. They buy me a 9 or an 8.5 and they are always too big. My 15 year old sister has bigger feet than me.
I'm pretty sure i have an outstanding dick to shoe size ratio though
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 2:07 am
Posted on 7/31/15 at 4:43 am to vengeanceofrain
That was quite an aggy post.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 5:29 am to hawgfaninc
I felt suddenly more confident. For a minute. Lol
Posted on 7/31/15 at 7:51 am to hawgfaninc
OK, sorry, that 6th picture made me fap. What's going on in this thread?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 8:00 am to vengeanceofrain
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My ex gf once told me point blank "i wish you had a bigger dick" about 10 years ago. she was 26. 35-36 year old woman does not give 2 shits.
Correct. They hit you with "I wish you had more money"
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:57 am to vengeanceofrain
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About 5-6 inches but It's pretty thick or so i have been told
No offense brah, but not a single person here wants to hear about the size of your dick.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:18 am to hawgfaninc
So size doesn't matter......
Now i need a new excuse why I suck
Now i need a new excuse why I suck
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:55 am to DocHoliday11
I would say size matters to about 10% of women.
Most women just don't think about things like men.
It's much more emotional for women.
Why do you think pimps are so successful at keeping women at bay (besides the beatdowns of course).
They understand that its more psychological and emotional for women than physical.
Most women just don't think about things like men.
It's much more emotional for women.
Why do you think pimps are so successful at keeping women at bay (besides the beatdowns of course).
They understand that its more psychological and emotional for women than physical.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:59 am to boogiewoogie1978
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It's much more emotional for women
This can't be overstated. I will also add that porn has given some weird sense of what sex is supposed to be and it isnt accurate. Well, at least I don't think my lady friend is into bukkake...perhaps I should ask.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:01 am to hawgfaninc
It would be awesome if we could somehow notify that high school that their team runout is a metaphor for pussy
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:25 am to hawgfaninc
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27 Sex myths you may need to stop believing
Can we stop making thread titles that sound like cheap clickbait ads? It makes me feel dirty just clicking on it.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 1:10 pm to hawgfaninc
I'm surprised that female ejaculation wasn't on the list.
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 7/31/15 at 1:21 pm to boogiewoogie1978
I whipped mine out on some strange and she said 'who do you expect to please with that?'
Without missing a beat I pointed to myself and said 'ME.'
Without missing a beat I pointed to myself and said 'ME.'
Posted on 7/31/15 at 1:27 pm to inadaze
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I'm surprised that female ejaculation wasn't on the list.
Yea i thought it was going to point out that "squirters" werent actually cumming they were peeing on you.
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