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Posted on 1/29/16 at 8:46 am
Posted by sofa
CoMo
Member since Nov 2013
631 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 8:46 am
It's called "Mizzou Wheel of Shame." Correctly guess where the wheel lands next and you win (nothing).

I'm going with Robin Pingeton linked to rural dog fighting operation.

Or a men's basketball player assaulting his girlfriend, sent to halfway house, goes to system president's house past curfew, gets in fourwheeler accident, sent to county jail, has embarrassing conversations with system prez's wife. OK, that's TOO far-fetched.

Sticking with dog fighting.



Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
2763 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 8:49 am to
Kim Anderson double homicide on Saturday with 3 minutes left in the Mississippi State game when Clark fouls a 3 point shooter when we are down 6.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 9:05 am to
We already have an "embarrassment clock".

Posted by outlawjoseywales
Memphis, TN
Member since Sep 2012
1835 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:38 am to
One of the football team members gets arrested running down the street naked yelling the " The X files are back do you believe"

Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:11 am to
Several (let's go with 6) football players arrested for participating in prostitution / escort service arrangement with boosters wives. They claim they need extra money to make ends meet since they are not compensated as they should be. Case used as basis to begin paying players.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:34 am to
The football team goes on a hunger strike because Maty got dismissed......after a week Josh Augusta eats Drew Lock and the program shuts down.
This post was edited on 1/29/16 at 11:35 am
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111496 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:58 am to
Good job!! I like it.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111496 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:59 am to
Our basketball coach starts doing lines of coke and banging player's girlfriends.

Our AD finally makes our play by play announcer fire him.
Posted by ZackAttackTiger
Kansas City
Member since Dec 2014
381 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 12:21 pm to
Anderson and Odom are caught making out at a gay bar. Their car is pulled over after they leave and both men arrested for having drugs and weapons in the car.
Posted by sofa
CoMo
Member since Nov 2013
631 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Kim Anderson double homicide on Saturday with 3 minutes left in the Mississippi State game when Clark fouls a 3 point shooter when we are down 6.


I assume Clark is victim #1. Who's #2? Too bad one of his players isn't doing the shooting...I doubt they'd hit anyone.
This post was edited on 1/29/16 at 12:28 pm
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3474 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 2:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/29/16 at 4:53 pm
Posted by ChaseMizzou
Member since Sep 2014
171 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 5:15 pm to
Kim Anderson leads the way in the transexual movement and Mike Alden becomes her estranged husband. Meanwhile, 4 members of the basketball team admit that they are Muslim putting even a bigger outrage from the strong conservative citizens of Missouri making us have to bear even more jokes about our university everytime a link is posted on whatever social media platform it may be. Michael Sam then becomes the Defensive player of the year canidate next year but gets suspended for two seasons for pulling his pants down and attepting to make Tony Romo give oral after sacking him in week 16 live on the field during broadcast.
This post was edited on 1/29/16 at 5:17 pm
Posted by JAGsports
Union Star
Member since Dec 2015
948 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:04 pm to
Tim Wolfe is investigated for his comments in his email. They did out that he is a drug load and Loftin was his puppet who got Mauk hooked on it and deals to all the football players. GP found out about it and backed the players in the protest to rid himself of Wolfe and Loftin.
Posted by Mizzou23
Missouri
Member since Mar 2012
1979 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:28 pm to
Kim Anderson continuously refers to Mizzou as the Mules in his next press conference forgetting that he is no longer at CMSU.

HCBO gets busted for selling pot to TBJ.

Mizzou fires Kim Anderson and hires Pete Rose as the next basketball coach because why not.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 1/30/16 at 9:45 am to
That would actually be impressive
Posted by MizzouBS
Missouri
Member since Dec 2014
5830 posts
Posted on 1/30/16 at 3:21 pm to
Hire Killz as the new Dline coach.
Posted by sofa
CoMo
Member since Nov 2013
631 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:58 pm to
Looks like no one had hoops roommate arrested for string of armed robberies.

Re-set the clock. Let's open back up. Everyone staying with their original predictions?
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