#Awesome, Twas the night before Auburn

Pulled from PowerMizzou, which was pulled from Twitter

"Twas the night before Auburn, and all through the South,
The Tigers were dreaming of a Pinkel Gatorade douse.
The logos were painted in the end zone with care,
In hopes that Green-Beckham soon would be there.

The barners were neslted all snug in their beds,
While visions of Sugar Bowls danced in their heads.
And Pinkel, in his sweater vest and his visor cap,
Had schemed Auburn's run game to plug every gap.

When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away through the blitzers Josey flew like a flash,
Tore open the defense, to the end zone he dashed.

Then suddenly Gaines, he's got range don't you know?
He picked off Nick Marshall, he ruined their show!
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
Washington beat out Chris Davis, broke to the clear.

With a little old pass rush, so lively and quick,
They made a sack lunch of a thief named Nick.
More rapid than war eagles, the true Tigers they came,
No one said they'd do it, they stopped Auburn's running game.

Now Copeland, now McGovern, now Boehm and Morse!
They opened the holes, Murphy ran his course!
To the top of the conference! On top of them all!
Now dash away OSU! Dash away FSU! Dash away all!

As the cold winter sun descends from the sky,
We turn to Ohio State and hope their win streak will die.
For should this happen, the Zou faithful, they knew,
The Tigers would ascend, they'd be number two.

And then in an instant they could be champs,
They'd have to beat Jameis, who's a sucker for tramps.
As I drew in my head, this vision around,
In one little Saturday, Mizzou's National Championship bound!"