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Pigeon Forge, TN is Myrtle Beach without an Ocean

Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:54 am
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:54 am
and fewer people from Ohio (which is odd, b/c it's much closer to Ohio.)

I'm here for work. This place has a strip with many of the same attractions as MB. What blows my fricking mind is that there are surf shops here, like in Myrtle...wtf is that?!?!

I have seen more mullets here than in Myrtle, including the ultra ellusive skullet, who was riding a skateboard.

Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:17 am to
Isn't it on fire right now
Posted by atlgamecockman
Washington, DC
Member since Dec 2012
3822 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:29 am to
Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg are both dens of iniquity and phenomenally huge tourist traps. The amount of bikers, toothless confederate-flag-waving rednecks and baby boomer out of towners is astounding. I won't be going back there anytime soon ha.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37574 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:49 am to
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Pigeon Forge and Gatlinburg are both dens of iniquity and phenomenally huge tourist traps. The amount of bikers, toothless confederate-flag-waving rednecks and baby boomer out of towners is astounding. I won't be going back there anytime soon ha.


atlgamecockman this isn't you is it?

Alabama man loses job for calling Gatlinburg fire victims 'toothless, pond scum' Trump supporters

Posted by atlgamecockman
Washington, DC
Member since Dec 2012
3822 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:53 am to
No haha that is not me. Crazy that you could lose your job for something like that.


Edit: You really think I went to Emory to work at Express Oil Change?
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 10:55 am
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:55 am to
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Isn't it on fire right now



Cracked the F up at this

Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:59 am to
naw. Gatlinburg suburbs/outskirts burned up last week. Pigeon Forge was basically untouched, and it rained a lot b/w then and now. Downtown Gatlingburg was untouched, some hotels and many houses up in the hills though burnt down.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
6291 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:08 am to
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including the ultra ellusive skullet, who was riding a skateboard.



Posted by lungbuster06
Member since Dec 2014
639 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:10 am to
I can't say I completely disagree with the first half of his rant.

Although, this is a PERFECT example that just because you are free to say something, doesn't mean that there will not be consequences for those freely spoken words. Ahhhh, the soapbox world of social media we live in.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37574 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:08 pm to
The second part of his rant ... it was like he was describing taterheads or something. The only thing he left-out is the part about sheep humpers.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:15 pm to
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it was like he was describing taterheads or something.


I kinda feel like it's every fanbase in our conference minus Vandy
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:18 pm to
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Chuckles and smiles like the smarmy liberal elitist I am," Bonner wrote.



quote:

Bonner's employer, Express Oil Change and Tire Engineers,



HUH?

Does not compute...
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