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OFFICIAL: '15-'16 UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:51 am
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:51 am
Welcome to the 4th Annual 'How many UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread'!!!!
The Off Season is almost here! You know what that means! UGA players will be suspended or, "encouraged to leave." It happens every year, but this year is different....
MARK RICHT HAS FINALLY AND LITERALLY LOST CONTROL OF UGA FOOTBALL he gone, bruh.
Will Kirby Smart gain control, of UGA Football? Early signs point to 'LOL, no.'
First, I'd like to recognize our Current Champion, PrettyBoyFloyd
PrettyBoyFloyd correctly picked the number of suspensions last year.
PrettyBoyFLoyd/b] joined '13-'14 Champion, [b]Mr.Sinister and '14-'15 Champion, TiptonInSC in the Bulldog Lampoon'rs Club. While the Bulldog Lampoon'rs Club appreciates the mockery of UGA athletics, we do not support the active collusion to ensure violations by UGA players.
OFFICIAL RULES
Guess how many UGA Football Players will be Suspended or Leave the program b/w 12/06/15 and the beginning of the '15 Football Season.
Ties will be broken by also guessing what the infractions will be that led to their suspension/departure.
(i.e. 6 total. 3 for Drug Policy Violations, 1 for Assault, 2 for Animal Husbandry (buggery).)
All estimates must be made before 12 a.m., December 16, 2015 for the prize, but feel free to post later if you want to project for fun.
You can also edit your submission up to that Dec. 16th deadline.
NOTES
All team violations count, whether they are disclosed publicly/officially or not.
All grade issues count.
The players who already left before today or infractions before today do not count
CockInYourEar Productions is proud to produce the 4th Annual How many UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread for your entertainment.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
The Off Season is almost here! You know what that means! UGA players will be suspended or, "encouraged to leave." It happens every year, but this year is different....
MARK RICHT HAS FINALLY AND LITERALLY LOST CONTROL OF UGA FOOTBALL he gone, bruh.
Will Kirby Smart gain control, of UGA Football? Early signs point to 'LOL, no.'
First, I'd like to recognize our Current Champion, PrettyBoyFloyd
PrettyBoyFloyd correctly picked the number of suspensions last year.
PrettyBoyFLoyd/b] joined '13-'14 Champion, [b]Mr.Sinister and '14-'15 Champion, TiptonInSC in the Bulldog Lampoon'rs Club. While the Bulldog Lampoon'rs Club appreciates the mockery of UGA athletics, we do not support the active collusion to ensure violations by UGA players.
OFFICIAL RULES
Guess how many UGA Football Players will be Suspended or Leave the program b/w 12/06/15 and the beginning of the '15 Football Season.
Ties will be broken by also guessing what the infractions will be that led to their suspension/departure.
(i.e. 6 total. 3 for Drug Policy Violations, 1 for Assault, 2 for Animal Husbandry (buggery).)
All estimates must be made before 12 a.m., December 16, 2015 for the prize, but feel free to post later if you want to project for fun.
You can also edit your submission up to that Dec. 16th deadline.
NOTES
All team violations count, whether they are disclosed publicly/officially or not.
All grade issues count.
The players who already left before today or infractions before today do not count
CockInYourEar Productions is proud to produce the 4th Annual How many UGA Players Suspended/Leave during the Off Season Thread for your entertainment.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
This post was edited on 12/13/15 at 8:54 am
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Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:02 am to CockInYourEar
It's that time of year again already!!?
I think Smart will bring a lot of things with him back home from Alabama. Sure it will be some football stuff he learned along the way from Saban, but once you mix all of those things together with Athens local LEO's, trouble will ensue in bulldog nation.
Because of the above, already having a pothead in jail, and some Coach Smart staff house cleaning, I am going with....
8 offenders this year.
4 drug related issues
2 "team rules" issues
1 academic issue
1 domestic violence type issue
Good Luck to all participants and champions past, present, and future.
I think Smart will bring a lot of things with him back home from Alabama. Sure it will be some football stuff he learned along the way from Saban, but once you mix all of those things together with Athens local LEO's, trouble will ensue in bulldog nation.
Because of the above, already having a pothead in jail, and some Coach Smart staff house cleaning, I am going with....
8 offenders this year.
4 drug related issues
2 "team rules" issues
1 academic issue
1 domestic violence type issue
Good Luck to all participants and champions past, present, and future.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:03 am to CockInYourEar
I've got that old feelin'....
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:17 am to atlgamecockman
This always pisses the Georgia fans off and I love it
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:31 am to CockInYourEar
4
2 drugs
2 academics
2 drugs
2 academics
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:59 am to Cockopotamus
I'm gonna go with 6.
2 Transfer
1 "Team Rules"
3 Reefer
2 Transfer
1 "Team Rules"
3 Reefer
Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:13 pm to CNB
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This always pisses the Georgia fans off and I love it
I don't know why, it's not like we exclude them. One of their fans won last year.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 12:37 pm to CockInYourEar
I'm going with nine ...
4 transfers
2.5 drugs
2.5 team rules
(one playa will be hobnail-booted for both drugs and team rules issues)
4 transfers
2.5 drugs
2.5 team rules
(one playa will be hobnail-booted for both drugs and team rules issues)
Posted on 12/13/15 at 1:28 pm to scrooster
Hey dipshits, we already have two transfers. We'll probably have 2-4 more 
Posted on 12/13/15 at 1:34 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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Hey dipshits, we already have two transfers. We'll probably have 2-4 more
We could very well hit double digits this year in The Games. It's going to be entertaining.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 1:41 pm to CockInYourEar
Possibly with the transfers taking a toll.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 2:54 pm to Mr.Sinister
I'm going with 13 total.
3 more transfers
2 academic related
3 drug related
3 team rule infractions
1 domestic violence
1 other/no reason specified
3 more transfers
2 academic related
3 drug related
3 team rule infractions
1 domestic violence
1 other/no reason specified
Posted on 12/14/15 at 7:39 am to Carolina_Girl
10
5 transfer
2 drug related
3 team rule infraction
5 transfer
2 drug related
3 team rule infraction
Posted on 12/14/15 at 10:29 am to CNB
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This always pisses the Georgia fans off and I love it
I don't think it pisses anyone off, it just reinforces to all of us the pecking order here and that you have a poster that very well may be mentally imbalanced.
I also think it's funny that the "off season" begins while the season is still going on. Weird coincidence that the thread was started the day after we had an arrest. Seems familiar...oh yeah I remember, same thing happened last year. We had an arrest leading up to the bowl game and everyone thought it'd be a banner year for arrests. We ended up with....well just that one actually
Lots of upset cock fans last summer. Posted on 12/14/15 at 10:30 am to WG_Dawg
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I don't think it pisses anyone off
Come on, dubs.
Posted on 12/14/15 at 11:08 am to WG_Dawg
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Weird coincidence that the thread was started the day after we had an arrest. Seems familiar...oh yeah I remember, same thing happened last year.
Here's an idea:
STOP PLAYING THUGS.
Posted on 12/14/15 at 11:13 am to WG_Dawg
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I also think it's funny that the "off season" begins while the season is still going on. Weird coincidence that the thread was started the day after we had an arrest. Seems familiar...
2 years ago I said I was going to start doing after the SECCG, so I did that last year, and I just didn't get around to it until this weekend this year. The player arrest did remind me.
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that you have a poster that very well may be mentally imbalanced.
Am I having a little fun at uga's expense? Absolutely. Are there many uga players who get pissed about it? There is not doubt, look a the current SECr thread or this thread or the past year's thread, it's quite apparent.
However, this is all intended just to be a little fun and is relevant b/c historically y'all lose control during the offseason and have an exorbitant amount of players who get in trouble. I would recommend you play, or don't play and just leave it at that.
This post was edited on 12/14/15 at 11:18 am
Posted on 12/14/15 at 11:17 am to WG_Dawg
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I don't think it pisses anyone off
Untrue it gets mentioned on the tRant a few times a year
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it just reinforces to all of us the pecking order here
Its our board we can peck what we want.
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that you have a poster that very well may be mentally imbalanced.
Yet you have jefferson dog and all his cronies.....
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I also think it's funny that the "off season" begins while the season is still going on
Eh.. debatable... its bowl season... can be debated either way really. season is definitely over for us.
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Lots of upset cock fans last summer.
Nah... Surprised sure, but not upset.
Posted on 12/14/15 at 11:24 am to Carolina_Girl
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STOP PLAYING THUGS.
???
If you think the character of the individuals that make up our ~100 person roster are any different than SC or any other big time program, idk what to tell ya. Not sure if you saw but this recent guy was busted for weed. Are you implying no SC players smoke weed?
Posted on 12/14/15 at 11:25 am to Mr.Sinister
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Yet you have jefferson dog and all his cronies....
low blow man.
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