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My bro lives in Greenville, SC. We'd like to get on David's cockaboose next year
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:38 am
Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:38 am
Does anyone know David? Does David post here? If so, have him shoot me an email. I'd like to meet him, say hello, and perhaps shoot the shite for a moment as friendly fans of college football.
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Posted on 11/20/15 at 8:54 am to mizzoukills
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If so, have him shoot me an email.
How about we just have him shoot you and call it even?
Posted on 11/20/15 at 10:04 am to mizzoukills
Dude, there are a lot of Davids around here.
Examples:
David the Gnome
The Hoff
David Bowie
David Duval
You gotta be more specific, baw.
Examples:
David the Gnome
The Hoff
David Bowie
David Duval
You gotta be more specific, baw.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 10:15 am to TiptonInSC
My brother and I just want to visit David and his wife on their cockaboose. We're very good people from a certain pedigree that David will appreciate.
Plus, we love shrimp and grits.
Plus, we love shrimp and grits.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 11:34 am to TiptonInSC
Posted on 11/20/15 at 11:35 am to mizzoukills
IDK about David, but Goliath posts here.
Goliath IS one of your alters, right Killz?
Goliath IS one of your alters, right Killz?
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 11:36 am
Posted on 11/20/15 at 11:43 am to Carolina_Girl
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Goliath IS one of your alters, right Killz?
Not sure...lemme check the database....
Posted on 11/20/15 at 12:22 pm to mizzoukills
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Not sure...lemme check the database....
Posted on 11/20/15 at 12:28 pm to Carolina_Girl
Nope on Goliath.
Can someone just ask David to contact me about next year's game? Thx
Can someone just ask David to contact me about next year's game? Thx
Posted on 11/20/15 at 12:42 pm to mizzoukills
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Can someone just ask David to contact me about next year's game?
The first rule of David, is that you don't talk about David.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 1:30 pm to CockInYourEar
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The first rule of David, is that you don't talk about David.
Those rules don't apply when Killz is on the line...
Posted on 11/20/15 at 1:34 pm to mizzoukills
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Those rules don't apply when Killz is on the line...
it's this kind of lackluster respect for the rules that created all the social unrest and chaos in Missouri. No Thank You, Sir. We don't need you poisoning the dignity and sophistamacation of the CockABooses.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:04 pm to CockInYourEar
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it's this kind of lackluster respect for the rules that created all the social unrest and chaos in Missouri. No Thank You, Sir. We don't need you poisoning the dignity and sophistamacation of the CockABooses
I thought SC fans were known for their hospitality...
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:09 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
David said to reign in your fricktarded fan base and tell them to quit their creepy stalking of our board.
Just relaying a message.
Posted on 11/21/15 at 9:07 am to Carolina_Girl
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David said to reign in your fricktarded fan base and tell them to quit their creepy stalking of our board. Just relaying a message.
Tell David that he (as well as the rest of this board) knows deep down inside that you all love having me here. I love being here. If you can just get past my username you'll realize that I am full of love!
Posted on 11/21/15 at 10:53 am to mizzoukills
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Tell David that he (as well as the rest of this board) knows deep down inside that you all love having me here. I love being here. If you can just get past my username you'll realize that I am full of love!
David says that he meant no ill-will towards you specifically, but he entrusts you with the task of controlling, or attempting in earnest to control, the rest of the Mizzourites. He warns that a fate worse than armageddon will reign down upon your program if they do not cease and desist with their Cocksession and general obsession with the state of SC as a whole. He seemed pretty pissed so I'd kinda take heed of his prophetic words.
Again, I'm just the messenger. David uses me to communicate and to get in touch with his feminine side when he feels out of balance. I'm thinking deep down he is an Aggie, but don't tell him I said that.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 5:39 pm to Carolina_Girl
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. I'm thinking deep down he is an Aggie, but don't tell him I said that.
And just what is wrong with being an Aggie?
Posted on 11/22/15 at 6:51 pm to Agforlife
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And just what is wrong with being an Aggie?
Nothing at all.
I think David gets in touch with his Aggie side when he needs to also get in touch with his feminine side. Don't get mad at me for that...this is all per David. He can be quite a troublemaker. I see why Killz wants to hangout with him. Two troublemakers together.
Posted on 11/22/15 at 7:17 pm to mizzoukills
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If you can just get past my username you'll realize that I am full of love!
Are you a Wizard?
Posted on 11/24/15 at 9:56 am to Cheese Grits
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Are you a Wizard?
Actually, yes. I'm a certified magician.
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