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Blake Bortles (UCF QB) girlfriend, Lindsey Duke. DAMN!
Posted on 9/23/13 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 9/23/13 at 9:53 pm
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Posted on 9/23/13 at 10:22 pm to CockRocket
She's incredibly talented.
Posted on 9/23/13 at 10:59 pm to CockRocket
Very decent body ... not sure if the rack is real or not? I'm not good atknowing about those.
Face is so-so. Passable at her age but will not age well. I'd hit it though, no doubt. She'd better stay out of the sun.
Reminds me a lot of an attorney friend of mine in the upstate now in her early 40s and still looking good. But she's always stayed out of the sun. The sun sure ruins a lot of pretty girls' faces.
Met a young girl today aptly named Helena (of Gilbert). Made me wish I was young again. One of the most beautiful creatures I have seen in a long long time ... unfortunately, young enough to be my grand daughter and only an 18 yr old freshman at Carolina. She was stunning. Just naturally stunning.
I like Connor Shaw's girlfriend a lot. She is pure girl next door with the sweetest personality to match.
Face is so-so. Passable at her age but will not age well. I'd hit it though, no doubt. She'd better stay out of the sun.
Reminds me a lot of an attorney friend of mine in the upstate now in her early 40s and still looking good. But she's always stayed out of the sun. The sun sure ruins a lot of pretty girls' faces.
Met a young girl today aptly named Helena (of Gilbert). Made me wish I was young again. One of the most beautiful creatures I have seen in a long long time ... unfortunately, young enough to be my grand daughter and only an 18 yr old freshman at Carolina. She was stunning. Just naturally stunning.
I like Connor Shaw's girlfriend a lot. She is pure girl next door with the sweetest personality to match.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 12:23 am to CockRocket
Damn, IWHI.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 6:20 am to scrooster
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Face is so-so. Passable at her age but will not age well. I'd hit it though, no doubt. She'd better stay out of the sun.
Pretty much this.
That sun has a way of turning bunnies into that roommate lady from "something about mary" with age.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 6:43 am to Mr.Sinister
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That sun has a way of turning bunnies into that roommate lady from "something about mary" with age.
I was thinking the same thing, same analogy, when I typed that last night.
In the meantime my wife is telling me those above are real. She says either they are real or the plastic surgeon did a helluva job ... so that's a plus in my mind for the lady above. Of course her window of opportunity remains a very small one.
My all-time favorite girlfriends in bikinis from SCAR players either had to be Ryan Succop's (I think he married Paige by now, or at least that is what I recently heard), or Ryan Stack's (Lauren Hill). Both were outstanding.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:21 pm to scrooster
Almost positive those are gifts from Jesus. Worked in several MB titty bars and one thing I know are tits and arse. You can def tell she's not naturally adjusted for the sun. I hate when that happens to girls. They push it and push it and don't realize they'll look like leatherface at 35. Nothing hotter in my opinion than a 35+ woman with a banging body and a good face.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:32 pm to Wholelottacock
quote:MB?
Worked in several MB titty bars
Posted on 9/25/13 at 7:00 am to CockRocket
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MB?
I bet he 's referring to Myrtle Beach.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:48 am to CockInYourEar
Thanks for clearing that up for him. I didn't think it would be that difficult to solve while typing it.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 11:00 am to Wholelottacock
Someone needs to tell that girl about sunscreen.
PS. way to go Connor
PS. way to go Connor
Posted on 9/25/13 at 11:19 am to Wholelottacock
You are a constantly angry person. 
Posted on 9/25/13 at 3:55 pm to CockRocket
I want them in my face.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 4:57 pm to CockRocket
This picture makes me laugh, simply because the angle she's at makes it look like she's missing a titty.
Posted on 9/27/13 at 8:46 am to Wholelottacock
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Worked in several MB titty bars
lol, so you're one of those greasy power tripping bouncers?
Btw, which ones did you work at?
Posted on 9/27/13 at 8:48 am to CNB
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angle she's at makes it look like she's missing a titty.
iwhi for sure, but she gets a lot of help from photoshop.
Posted on 9/27/13 at 11:49 am to JimMorrison
Lol, I didn't fit the MB strip club bouncer mold at all. I had actually had a pretty good time doing it. Didn't do drugs, didn't do steroids and wasn't a dick. I'd talk to you, find out what you came in for and made sure if I could deliver it I would.
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Posted on 9/27/13 at 11:50 am to CNB
This was the give away for me that they weren't fake. That titty left the game early.
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