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Former Alabama player Ahmaad Galloway suspended for pissing on football field

Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:29 am
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:29 am
quote:

Munford High School football coach Ahmaad Galloway was suspended from coaching for allegedly urinating on the field after a game.


quote:

Parents and students alike say it is not a normal thing to do.




"Sorry for showing my dick to everybody."




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Posted by alabamabuckeye
Member since Jun 2010
22206 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:31 am to
quote:

Parents and students alike say it is not a normal thing to do.


I piss outside all the time.

He probably thought no one could see him wherever he was, I doubt he was on the 50 yard line with his junk flapping in the wind.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:33 am to
well there definitely aint no place to hide.


This post was edited on 9/28/13 at 6:34 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54595 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:37 am to
Simple rules for pissing

Don't piss in the wind
Don't piss on an electric fence
Don't piss in public
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19492 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:38 am to
Auburn board..
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
3359 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:43 am to
Sometimes, you just gotta go!
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 7:34 am to
At least he didn't squat like most Auburn fans.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 7:47 am to
quote:

Parents and students alike say it is not a normal thing to do.


Let's be honest - THIS quote is the real story here.
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5206 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:01 am to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62697 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:04 am to
probably an Auburn fan that turned him in.
Posted by NbamaTiger90
Member since Sep 2012
1752 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:23 am to
I agree. I would rather have to explain pissing in public than explain the peepee pants.
Posted by Beer Bryant
In a Hidden Bunker
Member since Jan 2012
8792 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:26 am to
I'm so glad you're around diddy. I can't keep up with all the Alabama football news, but you're always there for me.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:29 am to
Posted by tampajoe
Tampa
Member since Dec 2011
268 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:30 am to
I knew I could come here and find out it was all AU's fault and that no one should EVER have mentioned it in the first place - being a bammer hero and all.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15710 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:31 am to
ESPN 30 for 30: Watering the grass. The Ahmad Galloway story.

An ex-Bama football player gives his all to save the enviroment. This 30 minute documentary will explore Galloway's commitment to the Greenpis movement which is a creative way to use waste water.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30812 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:58 am to
If only he had pissed on Toomer's Corner, he might've saved those trees...
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15710 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 9:01 am to
quote:

If only he had pissed on Toomer's Corner, he might've saved those trees.


I laughed, but I am borderline cynical, sarcastic, and nihilistic.

War Eagle!
This post was edited on 9/28/13 at 9:02 am
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18748 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 9:06 am to
I am surprised to learn that people in Munford have indoor plumbing.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/28/13 at 9:08 am to
quote:


I am surprised to learn that people in Munford have indoor plumbing.



sounds to me like that don't have a lot of it.
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