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Former Alabama player Ahmaad Galloway suspended for pissing on football field
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:29 am
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:29 am
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Munford High School football coach Ahmaad Galloway was suspended from coaching for allegedly urinating on the field after a game.
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Parents and students alike say it is not a normal thing to do.
"Sorry for showing my dick to everybody."
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Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:31 am to diddydirtyAubie
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Parents and students alike say it is not a normal thing to do.
I piss outside all the time.
He probably thought no one could see him wherever he was, I doubt he was on the 50 yard line with his junk flapping in the wind.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:33 am to alabamabuckeye
well there definitely aint no place to hide.
This post was edited on 9/28/13 at 6:34 am
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:37 am to diddydirtyAubie
Simple rules for pissing
Don't piss in the wind
Don't piss on an electric fence
Don't piss in public
Don't piss in the wind
Don't piss on an electric fence
Don't piss in public
Posted on 9/28/13 at 6:43 am to GooseSix
Sometimes, you just gotta go!
Posted on 9/28/13 at 7:34 am to diddydirtyAubie
At least he didn't squat like most Auburn fans.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 7:47 am to diddydirtyAubie
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Parents and students alike say it is not a normal thing to do.
Let's be honest - THIS quote is the real story here.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:04 am to diddydirtyAubie
probably an Auburn fan that turned him in.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:23 am to asphinctersayswhat
I agree. I would rather have to explain pissing in public than explain the peepee pants.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:26 am to diddydirtyAubie
I'm so glad you're around diddy. I can't keep up with all the Alabama football news, but you're always there for me.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:30 am to diddydirtyAubie
I knew I could come here and find out it was all AU's fault and that no one should EVER have mentioned it in the first place - being a bammer hero and all.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:31 am to diddydirtyAubie
ESPN 30 for 30: Watering the grass. The Ahmad Galloway story.
An ex-Bama football player gives his all to save the enviroment. This 30 minute documentary will explore Galloway's commitment to the Greenpis movement which is a creative way to use waste water.
An ex-Bama football player gives his all to save the enviroment. This 30 minute documentary will explore Galloway's commitment to the Greenpis movement which is a creative way to use waste water.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 8:58 am to makersmark1
If only he had pissed on Toomer's Corner, he might've saved those trees...
Posted on 9/28/13 at 9:01 am to skrayper
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If only he had pissed on Toomer's Corner, he might've saved those trees.
I laughed, but I am borderline cynical, sarcastic, and nihilistic.
War Eagle!
This post was edited on 9/28/13 at 9:02 am
Posted on 9/28/13 at 9:06 am to diddydirtyAubie
I am surprised to learn that people in Munford have indoor plumbing.
Posted on 9/28/13 at 9:08 am to 12
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I am surprised to learn that people in Munford have indoor plumbing.
sounds to me like that don't have a lot of it.
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