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Posted on 8/21/08 at 11:24 am to HeauxBeaux
What does the average Bammer get on his SAT's?
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Posted on 8/21/08 at 11:57 am to Steven4bama
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Then why so many threads started by LSU and Auburn fans about us, our fans, and our coach if we don't mean anything ?
Why do you boast about 5 in a row if we don't mean anything ?
Why celebrate like you just won 300 Million Dollars in the lottery after beating us in the last minute of the game if we don't mean anything ?
Why is 90% of our games on prime time televion if we don't mean anything ?
How did we get the #1 recruiting class if we don't mean anything ?
Why does ESPN do at least one of its Game Day shows in Tuscaloosa every year if we don't mean anything ?
Why had the 9th game of the season 2 of the last 3 years between LSU and us decided the lead in the west if we don't mean anything ?
and what's your point again?
Posted on 8/21/08 at 11:59 am to EastBankTiger
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How do you herd cattle in Tuscaloosa?
Play line dance music
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. You've never been to T-town obviously.
Posted on 8/21/08 at 12:19 pm to Linkovich
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and what's your point again?
I guess pretty much like this thread, POINTLESS !!!
Posted on 8/21/08 at 12:24 pm to Steven4bama
An Alabama fan was questioning a lawyer about his upcoming divorce. He was confirming that once the paper was signed by both parties, they would in fact legally be divorced. The lawyer replied, "yes, she will no longer legally be your wife, but she will still legally be your sister."
Posted on 8/22/08 at 9:26 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
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corny as hell but i like it.
why do all the trees in georgia face the east?
because alabama blows
Do you know why the St. John's river flows south from Florida north into Georgia?
Because Georgia sucks
This is one of my favorite Alabama/Auburn jokes:
Back in the 1980's when Pat Dye was coaching in an Iron Bowl game…..Auburn was down by 3 points to Alabama late in the fourth quarter. Auburn was facing a 4th and 2 on Bama's 15 yard line. Pat Dye did not know what to do. So he asked God for Guidance….so Dye prayed "God, please let me know what I should do here…go for it or kick a field goal"…and to Dye's amazement God answerd.."Go for it Pat"…Pat was amazing…he gave the call and Auburn went for it….the Auburn QB handed the ball off to the RB and Bama tackled the RB for a 2 yard loss meaning that Alabama would win the game. After the game Dye was shocked. He asked God "God, I did what you told me to do, why is it that we did not win"….God replied " I don't know,………. hey Bear why did you tell me to tell Dye to run that play?"
This post was edited on 8/22/08 at 11:08 am
Posted on 8/22/08 at 9:54 am to HeauxBeaux
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How do Alabamans celebrate halloween?
If your going to make a joke about people from Alabama then at least our name right. We are Alabamians.
Posted on 8/22/08 at 10:05 am to Auburntiger
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.the Auburn QB handed the ball off to the RB and Bama tackled the QB for a 2 yard loss meaning that Alabama would win the game.
read this again and explain to me why Bama wins in this scenario.
Posted on 8/22/08 at 10:09 am to tigerdup07
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read this again and explain to me why Bama wins in this scenario.
it's called turnover on downs
Posted on 8/22/08 at 10:19 am to ksayetiger
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it's called turnover on downs
read it again, genious. i don't know how it would be a turnover on downs. the qb HANDS OFF TO THE RB and then the qb gets tackled for a two yard loss. hardly a turnover on downs. wtf happened to the rb (who actually has the ball)
Posted on 8/22/08 at 10:21 am to tigerdup07
sorry, i took that as a misprint since it said "loss of two yards".
Posted on 8/22/08 at 11:09 am to tigerdup07
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read it again, genious. i don't know how it would be a turnover on downs. the qb HANDS OFF TO THE RB and then the qb gets tackled for a two yard loss. hardly a turnover on downs. wtf happened to the rb (who actually has the ball)
you are really looking way into this joke..
but I did fix it for you..
Posted on 8/22/08 at 8:07 pm to Steven4bama
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Why is 90% of our games on prime time televion if we don't mean anything ?
First of all...."is"?
Second, bama had 10 games on prime time television last season? I don't think so....
Posted on 8/22/08 at 8:28 pm to LSURussian
What does it mean when a Bammer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?
The trailer's level.
The trailer's level.
Posted on 8/23/08 at 8:52 pm to tigerjjs
A Bammer is walking down a creek. While he's looking around he notices an Aggie walking along the other side of the creek. The Aggie yells to the Bammer, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The Bammer says, "You are on the other side!"
Q: Why does the stadium at Alabama have Astroturf?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.
The Bammer says, "You are on the other side!"
Q: Why does the stadium at Alabama have Astroturf?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during halftime.
Posted on 8/23/08 at 9:46 pm to Hair of the Dog
Q: How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and 9 to talk about how good the old one was.
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and 9 to talk about how good the old one was.
Posted on 8/24/08 at 12:15 am to azbengal
Even though their fans don't have any teeth, they're gonna have a good team.
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