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Posted on 8/20/08 at 2:47 pm to LSU0358
Posted on 8/20/08 at 2:47 pm to LSU0358
quote:
It will be both, for years to come.
For some reason this reminds me of wistful, languorous Bogey and Bergman in Casablanca. "We'll always have Paris..."
Today it's two corndog transvestites in a bar on Bourbon St looking dreamily into each other's eyes saying, "We'll always have ULM."
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Posted on 8/20/08 at 2:50 pm to LSU0358
I was wondering why my Bama buddy was getting much more than me lately
HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet for
dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he
Made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept
quiet and
absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was
my
fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and
kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I
love
you too. When we
got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted Nothing To Do with
me
anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About
10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my
caress
and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts
were Somewhere else. He fell asleep
-- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are
with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today The Tide lost .... But at least I had sex.
HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans
to meet for
dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he
Made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept
quiet and
absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was
my
fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and
kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I
love
you too. When we
got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted Nothing To Do with
me
anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed.
About
10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my
caress
and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts
were Somewhere else. He fell asleep
-- I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are
with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today The Tide lost .... But at least I had sex.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 2:53 pm to arlo
How do you know if a Bammer has a girlfriend?
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There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
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There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
This post was edited on 8/20/08 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 8/20/08 at 3:31 pm to arlo
quote:
For some reason this reminds me of wistful, languorous Bogey and Bergman in Casablanca. "We'll always have Paris..."
Today it's two corndog transvestites in a bar on Bourbon St looking dreamily into each other's eyes saying, "We'll always have ULM."
Watch out BAMA you have Tulame on Sept. 6.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 3:38 pm to LSU Delts
quote:
Watch out BAMA you have Tulame on Sept. 6.
Hey, unlike the typical delusional corndog fans, I worry about every game. I think Tulane was giving LSU all they wanted in the first half, weren't they?
Posted on 8/20/08 at 3:58 pm to arlo
quote:
Hey, unlike the typical delusional corndog fans, I worry about every game. I think Tulane was giving LSU all they wanted in the first half, weren't they?
Believe it or not, games last more than one half.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:01 pm to BMG
quote:
If you live in Bama what's worse, getting hit by a tornado or getting divorced?
Either way, you lose the trailer!
Now this is funny.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:02 pm to LSU Delts
quote:
Watch out BAMA you have Tulame on Sept. 6.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:03 pm to Ross
ah yes, the classic Bahr/Maggot joke ?!!?!?!?!
whats the only difference between a bammer fan and a maggot?
A maggot cant live off a bahr carcus for 25+ years !!!!!!!
whats the only difference between a bammer fan and a maggot?
A maggot cant live off a bahr carcus for 25+ years !!!!!!!
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:10 pm to Luke
Q : What's the best way to circumsize an Alabama fan?
A : Kick his sister in the chin.
A : Kick his sister in the chin.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 4:43 pm to Luke
Take any version of the "Aristocrats" joke and substitute the punch line with "The Pride of Auburn!"
Posted on 8/20/08 at 5:36 pm to Luke
quote:
Kick his sister in the chin.
Posted on 8/20/08 at 8:37 pm to LuckyLee
Why do they teach sex ed on Tues and Thurs at TCHS?
Because on Mon, Wed, and Fri, they need the pickup for Drivers' Ed!
Because on Mon, Wed, and Fri, they need the pickup for Drivers' Ed!
Posted on 8/20/08 at 9:47 pm to BMG
How do you herd cattle in Tuscaloosa?
Play line dance music
Play line dance music
Posted on 8/20/08 at 10:29 pm to arlo
quote:
Today it's two corndog transvestites in a bar on Bourbon St looking dreamily into each other's eyes saying, "We'll always have ULM."
Actually, no one needs the ULM arguement against the gumps to know or see that you fools are an embarrassment. The true embarrassment is a team that has been mediocre for almost a decade still thinks they mean something to college football.
Posted on 8/21/08 at 1:49 am to Cornholio
Whats the difference between an Alabama faminly reunion and an orgy??
NOTHING!!
NOTHING!!
Posted on 8/21/08 at 2:03 am to Anothertig
Posted on 8/21/08 at 7:41 am to arlo
quote:
I think Tulane was giving LSU all they wanted in the first half, weren't they?
Yea,and after the second half LSU was up by 25 and was then ranked #1. Games have two halves. How had Alabama fared after the second half vs La-Monroe ? Some of you gumps try to act like that never happened.
Posted on 8/21/08 at 10:03 am to I-59 Tiger
How do you get a Bama chick in your dorm room?
Grease up her hips.
Grease up her hips.
Posted on 8/21/08 at 11:06 am to Cornholio
quote:
thinks they mean something to college football.
We don't ?
Then why so many threads started by LSU and Auburn fans about us, our fans, and our coach if we don't mean anything ?
Why do you boast about 5 in a row if we don't mean anything ?
Why celebrate like you just won 300 Million Dollars in the lottery after beating us in the last minute of the game if we don't mean anything ?
Why is 90% of our games on prime time televion if we don't mean anything ?
How did we get the #1 recruiting class if we don't mean anything ?
Why does ESPN do at least one of its Game Day shows in Tuscaloosa every year if we don't mean anything ?
Why had the 9th game of the season 2 of the last 3 years between LSU and us decided the lead in the west if we don't mean anything ?
:rimshot:
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