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Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:14 am to Serraneaux
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frick you , nobody cares
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:20 am to Serraneaux
Can't wait to hear about your experience with other UT fans when Bama get the 8th win in a row on you in a few weeks. I'm sure you'll all handle the loss with dignity and class.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:20 am to Serraneaux
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Serraneaux
Tennessee fans that can read - unusual.
I'm not from Alabama, just an alumnus of the University.
Keep trying Corky.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:21 am to tkane311
Him calling you Dip shite is a sign that he loves you and wants to know you in a Biblical way.
I say you should go for it before your next oil change.
I say you should go for it before your next oil change.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:22 am to tkane311
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Not something I volunteer. Never have in the 4 years or so I have posted here. But when addressed as a "dip shite", I thought I would clear the air with just who the dip shite was.
Really? "Dip shite" is the final straw that broke the "don't brag about your 'success' on the Internet" camel's back?
Frankly, I've met more 'doctors,' 'lawyers,' 'engineers,' and 'tech executives' on-line than I've ever met in real life, and I actually work with three of the four on a regular basis. When someone brags about their success and money on-line, I just assume they're doing so from a 5 year old laptop permanently affixed to a card table in their parents' basement by years of grime and spilled Code Red Mountain Dew. You could be telling the truth, and congratulations if you are, but the odds don't favor you. So it's silly to get all het up over a minor insult and start the spiel when most people never gave any thought to your IRL success until the moment you brought it up. And then they start assuming you're a loser. If you're telling the truth, you haven't made your life any better. If you're lying, well...you still haven't made your life any better.
(True story: I once pissed in a urinal next to Bill Gates and his foundation gave me $100 million out of sympathy after he witnessed what I had to work with. So I win this round. Kind of.)
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 11:24 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:23 am to stat19
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'm not from Alabama, just an alumnus of the University.
Please post where I said you were from Alabama ITT? I'll be waiting.
Keep trying and perhaps get some better material. :)
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:26 am to Serraneaux
Sorry you met a shitty football fan.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:34 am to randomways
Sorry about your feelings... whatever you need to soothe is all yours.
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Really? "Dip shite" is the final straw that broke the "don't brag about your 'success' on the Internet" camel's back?
Frankly, I've met more 'doctors,' 'lawyers,' 'engineers,' and 'tech executives' on-line than I've ever met in real life, and I actually work with three of the four on a regular basis. When someone brags about their success and money on-line, I just assume they're doing so from a 5 year old laptop permanently affixed to a card table in their parents' basement by years of grime and spilled Code Red Mountain Dew. You could be telling the truth, and congratulations if you are, but the odds don't favor you. So it's silly to get all het up over a minor insult and start the spiel when most people never gave any thought to your IRL success until the moment you brought it up. And then they start assuming you're a loser. If you're telling the truth, you haven't made your life any better. If you're lying, well...you still haven't made your life any better.
(True story: I once pissed in a urinal next to Bill Gates and his foundation gave me $100 million out of sympathy after he witnessed what I had to work with. So I win this round. Kind of.)
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:36 am to Serraneaux
It was much better than the OP. 
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:37 am to tkane311
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Sorry about your feelings... whatever you need to soothe is all yours.
No problem. Sorry you're such a failure that you get gratification from lying on-line. We both have our issues, right?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:38 am to randomways
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No problem. Sorry you're such a failure that you get gratification from lying on-line. We both have our issues, right?
Like I said...whatever you need pardner. I wonder why so sensitive about the success subject though...what could it be? One of life's great mysteries
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:45 am to Serraneaux
BAMMERS Gonna BAM
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:47 am to Serraneaux
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I had a strategically timed oil change at 2:30, so I could walk across the parking lot and watch some of the game without the kids and other noise. My plan was to enjoy this precious alone time and then a Bama fan sat next me: Bama fan comes in and starts talking like he is a football expert. He starts complaining about Kiffin's shotgun formation and then the long TD happened. He's too busy celebrating and too stupid to realize that he was criticizing Kiffin 5 seconds previous. When Florida tied it up at 7-7, he proudly proclaimed, "It only took us 1 play to score and Florida 3 plays to score with a fumble". He repeated this a few times. After the first Bama fumble, he starts yelling to "put the starters in!" After every play, he would mumble. "Come ooon, Bama" to himself After the 2nd Bama fumble, he threw his hat and sunglasses on the ground and sat there with his arms crossed in silence. After the replays, he started in the refs and replay officials had it in on Bama because they were tired of Bama winning. Right before Florida scored one of their TDs on blitz by the D, he was yelling, "Kirby blitz!" This guy was probably 65 years old. Thank God he only had 1 beer
Not saying this did not happen. But I don't believe it.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:49 am to CocknDawg
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Not saying this did not happen. But I don't believe it.
We didn't land on the moon either.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:50 am to Robin Masters
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Gary Danielson
Nobody is that bad. Danielson says really stupid things
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:50 am to tkane311
We all appreciate you carving time out of your, what I am assuming is a busy schedule that comes with being a VP to a $200 million company, to post with us here. Thanks pal.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:53 am to Serraneaux
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I had a strategically timed oil change at 2:30, so I could walk across the parking lot and watch some of the game without the kids and other noise. My plan was to enjoy this precious alone time and then a Bama fan sat next me: Bama fan comes in and starts talking like he is a football expert. He starts complaining about Kiffin's shotgun formation and then the long TD happened. He's too busy celebrating and too stupid to realize that he was criticizing Kiffin 5 seconds previous. When Florida tied it up at 7-7, he proudly proclaimed, "It only took us 1 play to score and Florida 3 plays to score with a fumble". He repeated this a few times. After the first Bama fumble, he starts yelling to "put the starters in!" After every play, he would mumble. "Come ooon, Bama" to himself After the 2nd Bama fumble, he threw his hat and sunglasses on the ground and sat there with his arms crossed in silence. After the replays, he started in the refs and replay officials had it in on Bama because they were tired of Bama winning. Right before Florida scored one of their TDs on blitz by the D, he was yelling, "Kirby blitz!" This guy was probably 65 years old. Thank God he only had 1 beer.
PAl, I hate to break it to you but you could put a blank where you have Bama and pencil in the name of any school and the body of your text would apply to penciled in fan base, Tennessee included, I know because I lived there for 9 years. It's just the way it is.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:58 am to Serraneaux
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We didn't land on the moon either.
You beez a Vol fool. I know Charlie Duke. Don't believe anyone from Tennessee ever landed, though. Please correct if I am wrong.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:59 am to Patton
quote:You are most welcome. As you may or may not have noticed, I don't post often. Get a little more fired up around football season and have downtime just like the rest of you. In all honesty, it's really not as big of a deal as I made it out to be. Something about being called a dip shite got under my skin. We have 8 VP's and we are ALL part of the "senior" staff...my responsibility is a mere $10M but growing. I have 5 employees...so...not really that big of a deal. But what I said was accurate.
We all appreciate you carving time out of your, what I am assuming is a busy schedule that comes with being a VP to a $200 million company, to post with us here. Thanks pal.
I can only guess that NorthAlabamaCracker didn't like my story.
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