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re: My experience with a Bama fan this past Saturday
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 am to Serraneaux
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 am to Serraneaux
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My plan was to enjoy this precious alone time
It must be hard for, your sister-momma, uncle daddy and Cletus and Mary Jo Beth all under one roof with those 14 unwashed inbred kids.
The slightest little thing must set you off.
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:51 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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That was pretty cool of your boss to only schedule you for one oil change on Saturday, would have sucked if you were under cars all day.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:52 am to stat19
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My experience with a Bama fan this past Saturday
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My plan was to enjoy this precious alone time
It must be hard for, your sister-momma, uncle daddy and Cletus and Mary Jo Beth all under one roof with those 14 unwashed inbred kids.
Bama fans making inbred jokes. Classic. 0/10 for you.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:53 am to Serraneaux
Was this in Knoxville?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:53 am to tkane311
Now that is one cool story brah 
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:54 am to Serraneaux
Should have told the old fart to stfu.
But you don't have the balls to take care of Business.
You did the right thing and enjoyed the game with Nick Sabans uncle.
But you don't have the balls to take care of Business.
You did the right thing and enjoyed the game with Nick Sabans uncle.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:54 am to Serraneaux
This is absolutely the worst story ever told on the Rant. 
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:55 am to Aman
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This is absolutely the worst story ever told on the Rant
Can you tell me some others so that I can compare?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:58 am to tkane311
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I was at Jefferson's in Jacksonville, AL...I want to say around 2000 or so...
Well what the frick did you expect in Jacksonville on a Saturday dip shite? College students? Were the Bud lights frigid in your camo coozy?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 10:59 am to OnTheBrink
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Wait, so you watch football at a Jiffy Lube?
Don't be a judgmental arse. If you were a Tennessee fan over the last few years, you'd automatically associate football with needing serious lubing too, mmkay?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:00 am to Serraneaux
Was he your “secret boyfriend” playing a tranny role for you ?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:01 am to Serraneaux
If you ever get the opportunity to sit in a bar full of 85 percenters while bammer is getting skulldragged, I highly recommend it. It is amazing and surreal. 
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:01 am to Serraneaux
Par for the course.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:03 am to FairhopeTider
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Great Post. Will print it and read it aloud at Thanksgiving.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:03 am to Serraneaux
CSB
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:03 am to Serraneaux
I'm sorry you had to be exposed to one of those Things....hope you didn't get any Skoal drool or trailer hitch grease on you...
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:04 am to northalabamacracker
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This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 11:44 am
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:04 am to FairhopeTider
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Great Post. Will print it and read it aloud at Thanksgiving.
Idk if this statement is an internet "thing," but I'm gonna have to use that one.
I've seen various ways of saying this, but first one that got a real chuckle.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:07 am to tkane311
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Dip shite? lol...That is where I finished college 8 years ago...somehow I have managed Senior VP of a $200M company since then in spite of being a dip shite. I have overcome. And I don't do camo...which made it tough to fit in...moving back to Florida in June and keeping my job. Thank God for technology...and for guys like you that make me feel smarter than I am
I love the look at me I'm successful posts made almost weekly by Auburn fans.
Nothing says insecurity like telling a bunch of people you don't know how successful you are on the internet.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 11:10 am to FairhopeTider
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Great Post. Will print it and read it aloud at Thanksgiving.
Would be a big mistake. A story this of this caliber deserves no less than to replace annual reading of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
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