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re: Pondwater Jack is guaranteeing victory over Texas A&M
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Jack, they weighted you down
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Tell him I'll meet him at Sonic! This shite is on!
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:09 pm to Sig
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Tell him I'll meet him at Sonic! This shite is on!
Jack can't afford Sonic aggie
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:18 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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We have beaten ATM like they owe us money for years except last year
58-10 ring a bell at all?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 7:30 pm to Numberwang
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There is no Dollar General within walking distance of the EconoLodge in Fayetteville. Post is bullshite.
Holy frick.. Congrats on winning Biggest Douche in the universe.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 8:07 pm to reggierayreb
It has been awhile, Jack. Thanks for making my day better. Ignore the malcontents. 
Posted on 9/26/14 at 8:31 pm to ErnestTBassmaster
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It has been awhile, Jack. Thanks for making my day better. Ignore the malcontents
Thanks for the bump Ernest T
Jack said he'll be hitch hiking through Bird Whistle next month. Said he'll call you up on his Obamafone.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Does PWJack take questions from the posters?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:17 pm to Herman Frisco
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Does PWJack take questions from the posters?
Yes, I can text your questions to Jack on his Obamafone
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Well I hope he can help.
This afternoon I took two of those " little blue pills". I have had an erection for the last 5 hours. All I have to treat it with is a large jar of Bodrouxs butt paste and a 1997 Playboy with the centerfold missing.
I've call my Dr but only get a busy signal .
What must I do.
Herman
This afternoon I took two of those " little blue pills". I have had an erection for the last 5 hours. All I have to treat it with is a large jar of Bodrouxs butt paste and a 1997 Playboy with the centerfold missing.
I've call my Dr but only get a busy signal .
What must I do.
Herman
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:41 pm to Herman Frisco
Herman, I got your question to Jack, and he said he will be on in the morning to answer it.
It's Friday night, and he's at the VFW
In the meantime, I believe he would suggest you soak your junk in Epsom salt
It's Friday night, and he's at the VFW
In the meantime, I believe he would suggest you soak your junk in Epsom salt
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Truly Epsom salt is a cure all. Also that Econo Lodge is swank. PWJ is living it up like a Boss.
Posted on 9/27/14 at 12:20 am to Herman Frisco
Alright. I'm in and I'm a little drunk but I'm going to answer this anyway. Herman Frisco what you have is what we call a diamond cutter. hard as polished steel. sometimes you gotta wait! you didnt. You took two. now contrary to what my well intentioned lawyer frien says you want to steer clear of epsom salts. thatll burn like Hogans Goat!
your gonna need Vicks save (the real one...name brand) and rubbing alcohol then once youve greased the stubborn monkey up....bathe him in mineral spirits. That should ease the pressure/tension.
Let me know how it works. If your married and have a guaranteed piece lned up tell the old lady its time for some "raw doggin." women like to hear that word. turns em on. raw doggin.
Ill use it in a sentence so you can remember it.
"once Bielema got Sumlin hemmed up in the corner...about midway thru the third quarter, he went to raw doggin him on national tv."
I hope this helps. I hate to see anyone suffer.
J holly blasingame, II
your gonna need Vicks save (the real one...name brand) and rubbing alcohol then once youve greased the stubborn monkey up....bathe him in mineral spirits. That should ease the pressure/tension.
Let me know how it works. If your married and have a guaranteed piece lned up tell the old lady its time for some "raw doggin." women like to hear that word. turns em on. raw doggin.
Ill use it in a sentence so you can remember it.
"once Bielema got Sumlin hemmed up in the corner...about midway thru the third quarter, he went to raw doggin him on national tv."
I hope this helps. I hate to see anyone suffer.
J holly blasingame, II
Posted on 9/27/14 at 1:40 am to pondwater jack
Tgrind was fabulous and I did not think it could be topped, but a full Jack sail might get it done! Sail on J. Holly!
Posted on 9/27/14 at 2:08 am to mulletproof
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Tgrind was fabulous and I did not think it could be topped, but a full Jack sail might get it done!
Posted on 9/27/14 at 2:30 am to mulletproof
Well I don't know what the hell was funny about that. I didn't use a word like "Rogering" because I know it wouldnt fly here! I wasn'ttrying to be funny.
(For those of you who don't know and don't want to look it up I'll use it in a sentence)
"The Arkansas O-Line bent the Aggie Defense over late in the game and gave them a GOOD STIFF ROGER-ING for all to see. They mostly resisted it, but not completely."
I know that crap doens't fly on here. Iget it. I've learned to put a damn limit on what I say. In the past i ahve been out of line. I've changed. I think for the butter!
PWJ
(For those of you who don't know and don't want to look it up I'll use it in a sentence)
"The Arkansas O-Line bent the Aggie Defense over late in the game and gave them a GOOD STIFF ROGER-ING for all to see. They mostly resisted it, but not completely."
I know that crap doens't fly on here. Iget it. I've learned to put a damn limit on what I say. In the past i ahve been out of line. I've changed. I think for the butter!
PWJ
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