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re: Predict how you will die
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:42 am to KSGamecock
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:42 am to KSGamecock
Heart attack or Thunderdome.
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Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:46 am to LanierSpots
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There are two possibilities
1 - Plane crash in the Caribbean
2 - Shot by a angry husband
Lanier, you are going to be reincarnated as a minnow in a lake full of large mouth bass.
I tease my florida saltwater guide all the time that he is going to come back as a shrimp for the same reason.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:54 am to KSGamecock
Probably a stroke and then some form of assisted suicide after I am incapacitated.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:55 am to KSGamecock
2 chicks at the same time.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:56 am to DrunkenStuporMan
Alcohol induced dementia. Just to forget all the bullshite on this board.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 10:59 am to tiger114
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Cancer. I have an obsession that I will get some form of cancer one day. Skin, Brain, Prostate... Idk. But that's how I think I'll go.
That's a pretty good bet, I have no stats to back this up, but I'd bet if anyone lives long enough there is a very high percentage chance you get cancer of some form
Posted on 9/17/14 at 11:01 am to jchamil
Turtle
Posted on 9/17/14 at 11:02 am to KSGamecock
Drone strike, ordered by Chicken
Posted on 9/17/14 at 11:14 am to KSGamecock
LSU game...fricked up clock management...
Posted on 9/17/14 at 11:18 am to KSGamecock
heart attack while posting on tigerdroppings. I get into a internet fight 20 years from now.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 12:12 pm to pioneerbasketball
Massive stroke brought on by vigorous sex, immediately following orgasm.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 12:33 pm to KSGamecock
OD on weed
Posted on 9/17/14 at 1:01 pm to KSGamecock
Drug OD. I hope.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 1:05 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Suicide. Eventually.
EDIT: I should qualify this to say that it's not something I dream of doing any time soon (there have been a lot of threats on these boards), just that I don't think I'll deal with old age well and have no intentions of making other people take care of me.
After watching the last few miserable years of my parents' lives (they died earlier this year at ages 92 and 88), I couldn't agree more. Make a dignified exit while you can, that's what I'll do if I have any control over the matter.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 1:43 pm to TigerPanzer
Yeah if I ever get to the point where I'm completely dependent on others in old age, I may just take a xanax every hour on the hour and see what happens. Seems like a peaceful way to go
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:23 pm to Big Moe
Posting while driv
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:28 pm to KSGamecock
Heart attack or some kind of cancer. Either oral cancer from HPV or throat/lung from tobacco.
ETA: Or melanoma. I'm a pasty fair frick and I probably have 250+ moles as it is, one of them is gonna go malignant on me.
ETA: Or melanoma. I'm a pasty fair frick and I probably have 250+ moles as it is, one of them is gonna go malignant on me.
This post was edited on 9/17/14 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:35 pm to KSGamecock
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massive heart attack
Had a friend that lost his dad last weekend. Shot a couple of dove and fell out......I hope I'm that lucky
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:54 pm to KSGamecock
I will never die.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:57 pm to cokebottleag
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A meteor, in 941 days.
Counting on a meteor to save you from the IRS?
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