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re: How would you announce your commitment to a school?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:45 pm to wdeinttown
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:45 pm to wdeinttown
I'd make the decision seem like I was going to Bama, and then pull out my popcorn bag and start eating grass out of it and then announce I am attending the university of Louisiana state university.
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:58 pm to Spelt it rong
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:02 pm to wdeinttown
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How would you do it if you were committing to your favorite team? The other SEC teams?
Whip it out at show the new tattoo on my pecker while pissing on the other 13 hats in front of me.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:46 pm to wdeinttown
Verbal to an out of state school, doesn't matter which. Then on signing day simply send in a "Lebron" type letterforms ESPNU that I cannot leave my home state and sign with LSU.
Instant hometown hero!
Instant hometown hero!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:49 pm to wdeinttown
I'd prolly just email a motherfricker
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:52 pm to HeavyCore
Id wait until there was a good snow (or go up north somewhere) and piss the school's logo in the snow!
I know it can be done because Ive been doing the Olympic rings for years...at least when it snows..
I know it can be done because Ive been doing the Olympic rings for years...at least when it snows..
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:54 pm to wdeinttown
I would hold mine on the very last day possible to sign and get in to my school (Alabama). I would then hand the mic to Harvey updyke for him to say roll damn tide
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:58 pm to NIH
I'd line up 4 lines of cocaine ( each one having the team's color dyed in it) and I would snort the one that I will attend.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:59 pm to Macintosh504
Looks like I would be the only one who would actually get to college. Everyone else would be in prison
Posted on 7/25/14 at 8:00 pm to Macintosh504
Some schools have the same colors... I think the Coke lines would need to be in logo form for us to be clear about your choice.
Maybe if you snorted "Gators" in script, we would be sure you are all in for Boom
Maybe if you snorted "Gators" in script, we would be sure you are all in for Boom
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:03 pm to wdeinttown
I would have four strippers scantily dressed in different school colors. They would all take their tops off and start giving my lap dances and shite. I would pull down the panties of the one wearing the school colors of who I committed to and smash that shite. Then I'd jizz on the face of the girl that's representing my school's biggest rival. Then I'd win the Heisman as a true freshman.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 9:06 pm to wdeinttown
Bring all the scholly offers and say "frick you, frick you, frick you, you're cool and frick you...who's coming with me".
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