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re: Ancestral geneology of SEC people

Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:29 pm to
Posted by Tackle74
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:29 pm to
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I would assume anglo-saxon for around 75% of the SEC East


ETA: nvm I forgot we had Mizzou and their German heritage throws my numbers out the window


Considering that the Angles and Saxons were both GERMAN tribes and English is a Germanic language the whole SEC East is Germans
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:35 pm to
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Real Texans hated Aggies from the start


Your definition of "Real Texan" is closer to "San Francisco gay hippie" than it is to "Texan"
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:36 pm to
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Let's go ahead and do Vandy real quick. They're from everywhere, alot of Ohio I think, so I don't know what to say here.


Vandy folks are mostly imported from Asia. Balance of trade and all that.

I did not know Ohio had alots? What type of alots come from Ohio?

Here is alot of beer


Here is alot of money


Here is alot of words
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:36 pm to
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Considering that the Angles and Saxons were both GERMAN tribes and English is a Germanic language the whole SEC East is Germans


if you claim not to be German, you're not German

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:37 pm to
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Your definition of "Real Texan" is closer to "San Francisco gay hippie" than it is to "Texan"


are you a real Texan?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:39 pm to
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Considering that the Angles and Saxons were both GERMAN tribes and English is a Germanic language the whole SEC East is Germans


Yep:



Also, next Friday marks the 300th anniversary of the beginning of King George I's reign as King of Great Britain. That's 300 straight years of rule by a German royal family:

1714-1901: House of Hannover
1901-Present: House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (renamed Windsor in 1917)

Germanic language, Germanic ancestry, German monarchs.

English = Island German
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:42 pm to
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Germans are the largest ethnic group in the US.


I am gonna go out on a limb and say it is the Italians as they descended from the Romans and the Romans had sex with just about everybody and everything. Africans and Britain probably have some Italian in their roots somewhere.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:45 pm to
Cheese Grits,

While I'm flattered at your attempts to gain my attention, I must let you down easy here and inform you that I only date women.


Sincerely,

Harry Rex Vonner
Straight Attorney
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:46 pm to
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Africans and Britain probably have some Italian in their roots somewhere.


More like Italians have Africans in their roots.

But nah, German Americans probably outnumber Italian Americans by 30 million or so. LINK
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:47 pm to
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Harry Rex Vonner


quote:

Cheese Grits,

While I'm flattered at your attempts to gain my attention, I must let you down easy here and inform you that I only date women.


Sincerely,

Harry Rex Vonner
Straight Attorney


Well now I know the latest Kills alter!
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:49 pm to
Kansas Rage Guy, please send me a blood sample and some money and I'll get back with you on your specific heritage.

I have a hunch you might be related to the Shirley Spurrier clan.

Do you eat rabbits?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:50 pm to
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we never ate stove top at my house.


*swoon*
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:51 pm to
Can it be a stool sample?



Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:55 pm to
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Can it be a stool sample?


Vintage Shirley Spurrier right there. I think he used that on Wally Butts during SEC Media Week back in 1947
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:58 pm to
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German Americans probably outnumber Italian Americans by 30 million or so.


What folks claim is based on short term ancestral knowledge. Italians (as Romans) occupied. Here is a map of the Roman Empire. so your link would have to add the British + French + Italian + African (north). Romans stopped at Scotland because they knew the Scots were crazy and built a wall to contain them.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:01 pm to
Fine, two can play at that game.

Everyone from an area shaded in blue is German as well since Occupation = Ethnicty.

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:10 pm to
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Fine, two can play at that game. Everyone from an area shaded in blue is German as well since Occupation = Ethnicty


those Morocco Germans are some bastards, not to mention the Irish Lebanese

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:11 pm to
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Fine, two can play at that game.


Your thinking is flawed...

#1 Rome lasted around 500 years in the West and about 1500 years in the East. During that time Romans were capturing folks and having sex with them. The German Empire did not even last a decade and they were too busy killing people to have sex with them.

#2 Hitler was a prude only allowed selective breeding and Caligula was not and the Romans had no problem having sex with light folks in the North and dark folks in the South.

#3 Romans were in England longer than the entire history of the United States of America. Next time you see some toffee nosed Brit remind him of his italian ancestors and watch the sparks fly.



Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:14 pm to
It's cool man. You keep thinking that everybody is Italian because of the Roman Empire. It's cute.
Posted by See5
Member since Jul 2012
958 posts
Posted on 7/25/14 at 7:14 pm to
I'm of African descent. A few white people sprinkled in on my mon's side but other than that, don't know much pre-1900. The system pretty much erased most of my ancestors' history.
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