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Posted on 7/27/14 at 7:40 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Dayyum. That's fat.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 11:02 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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Ketch
Posted on 7/27/14 at 11:14 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Wow. That dude pretty special. A complete professional.
Posted on 7/27/14 at 11:22 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
I hope someone kicks both their fat asses in the near future
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:32 am to CGSC Lobotomy
That may be his best work yet. Literally everything he just rambled on about is an all timer
Posted on 7/28/14 at 5:03 am to WestCoastAg
He's so unprofessional. I genuinely don't understand how someone can act like that. It's unbelievable.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 5:48 am to TeLeFaWx
I have never seen someone with such an inflated sense of importance in my entire life
Posted on 7/28/14 at 5:50 am to WestCoastAg
What blows my mind is that it's not an act. He sincerely believes he's the most objective fricker to ever cover the sips, and how dare anyone imply otherwise.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 5:58 am to TbirdSpur2010
he really does
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It was more than a decade ago at the Texas State 7-on-7 Tournament when I ran into one of the most worshiped Aggies of them all, a guy that actually runs a successful Texas A&M online publication. While this particular reporter and I had experienced friction prior to this particular afternoon, a truce of sorts existed on this day and we actually seemed to enjoy each other's company for about 10 minutes.
At some point during the conversation we started to discuss the fan bases that we both covered and the conversation went something like this …
Me: "Man, I don't know that I could do what you do."
Him: (laughs) "Yeah."
Me: "Let me ask you something, do you really believe everything that you're reporting to them or is that just not something you can do?"
Him: (laughs) "Let me tell you something, if I didn't tell them what they wanted to hear from me, I wouldn't have a job. I'm sure you know what I mean."
Me: "Actually, I don't. I feel pretty strongly that the most important thing that my subscribers want out of me is the truth and honesty, whether it's good or bad."
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 5:59 am
Posted on 7/28/14 at 6:09 am to WestCoastAg
Yeah, I stopped reading after that excerpt. When a guy like him can represent himself in such a blatantly false light with a straight face, I have no words 
Posted on 7/28/14 at 6:35 am to TbirdSpur2010
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What blows my mind is that it's not an act. He sincerely believes he's the most objective fricker to ever cover the sips, and how dare anyone imply otherwise.
It's unbelieveable. Dropping Daylon Mack and Kyler Murray out of his top 5 is just a microcosm of how he operates.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 6:58 am to CGSC Lobotomy
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Just Minimus about to be banned again.
Even the LSU fans don't like him on here
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Part of me hopes he's as sad and pathetic as his avatar.
it's funny because every time he posts something idiotic, which is EVERY post, I just think that's actually him in his aviThis post was edited on 7/28/14 at 7:01 am
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:15 am to WestCoastAg
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Me: "Man, I don't know that I could do what you do." Him: (laughs) "Yeah." Me: "Let me ask you something, do you really believe everything that you're reporting to them or is that just not something you can do?" Him: (laughs) "Let me tell you something, if I didn't tell them what they wanted to hear from me, I wouldn't have a job. I'm sure you know what I mean." Me: "Actually, I don't. I feel pretty strongly that the most important thing that my subscribers want out of me is the truth and honesty, whether it's good or bad."
This is some pretty terrible, stilted dialogue.
That's not how people speak.
I'd be embarrassed if I had penned that in a novel. That he's trying to pass it off as real-life is sad.
I can't stand Looch, but I can't believe that conversation happened when Ketch represents it as having gone down that way.
Ketch is the kind of guy who goes on a fishing trip with the boys and tells stories like "And then I grabbed Adriana Lima by the hair and told her, "suck that dick good, bitch" with the expectation that the other men present will believe him.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:32 am to WestCoastAg
Honestly, I could see this conversation happening. Not the precise dialogue, but a rough approximation because at the time it would have occurred, Mack was in the prime years of his recruiting dominance. At that time, all recruiting news probably WAS good; he didn't have to embellish or spin, he could shoot straight and his subscribers would still love it.
But while he may have flattered himself to think he is dedicated to truth and objective reporting, his recent record emphatically dispels that notion. He claims now that when A&M joined the SEC, he was APPLAUDING our daring and decision to challenge ourselves, when THIS is what he was actually saying:
I'm not even going to get into all the times he's moved the goal-posts on A&M vs. UTx recruiting of late.
But while he may have flattered himself to think he is dedicated to truth and objective reporting, his recent record emphatically dispels that notion. He claims now that when A&M joined the SEC, he was APPLAUDING our daring and decision to challenge ourselves, when THIS is what he was actually saying:
I'm not even going to get into all the times he's moved the goal-posts on A&M vs. UTx recruiting of late.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 7:34 am
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:55 am to Mirthomatic
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He claims now that when A&M joined the SEC, he was APPLAUDING our daring and decision to challenge ourselves
That got me. He was tight there along with the rest of the national media quipping about us being in over our heads.
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:40 am to TbirdSpur2010
I tried to read that shite he put up but good lord it just kept going and going and going...
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:43 am to Dr RC
He really is a terrible fricking writer to boot
Posted on 7/28/14 at 11:44 am to ShaneTheLegLechler
he things he is gods gift to earth and infallible at that, he is so insufferable. Can't wait to watch him fall eventually.
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