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re: Why Little Rock?........................
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:26 pm to Pigfeet
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:26 pm to Pigfeet
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Arkansas players ability to train daily in a higher altitude (1,400') will give them the advantage over the Dawgs that train at a measly 780'.
You ever travelled in an airplane with a head cold?? shite's painful huh? Excruciating even.
Better hope that none of your player's heads are clogged with snot that week when they descend down more than a thousand feet to play at Little Rock Chamber of Commerce Stadium (elevation - 300 feet above sea level)..
Seriously. I would move the line for that game 1 point in Georgia's favor per each Arkansas player suffering from Sinus pain.
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Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:33 pm to Jefferson Dawg
They bus it down, 3 hr drive.
Line back to Hogs favor
Line back to Hogs favor
Posted on 7/25/14 at 12:43 pm to Pigfeet
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They bus it down, 3 hr drive
Bus or airplane is irrelevant. The point is that.....however they get there, they'll have to descend to where there's higher relative pressure.
That shite fricks with your ears too.
Wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of off-sides penalties and missed assignments due to snot-clogged ear drums causing players not to hear the play-call.......
Posted on 7/25/14 at 2:54 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Bus or airplane is irrelevant. The point is that.....however they get there, they'll have to descend to where there's higher relative pressure. That shite fricks with your ears too. Wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of off-sides penalties and missed assignments due to snot-clogged ear drums causing players not to hear the play-call.......
We have it covered... Dr Roid in Little Rock is called in for extenuating circumstances...
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:05 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Bus or airplane is irrelevant. The point is that.....however they get there, they'll have to descend to where there's higher relative pressure. That shite fricks with your ears too. Wouldn't be surprised to see a lot of off-sides penalties and missed assignments due to snot-clogged ear drums causing players not to hear the play-call.......
You might want to let some of these folks know that we are having a serious discussions about factors that will have an impact on this game. Most on here will think that you are just being sarcastic and just trying to rile up the sensitive one's.
Now, back on topic. The fact the Hogs are bussing down is an important equation. This will allow the decompression on said sinus cavities, while the Bulldogs will be traveling by plane that will be traveling at altitudes around 30,000-40,000 feet.
By the time they hit the wonderful grounds at Clinton National Airport, they should be more clogged up than Bert's toilet.
Hogs by 18
Posted on 7/25/14 at 5:48 pm to Pigfeet
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You might want to let some of these folks know that we are having a serious discussions about factors that will have an impact on this game. Most on here will think that you are just being sarcastic and just trying to rile up the sensitive one's.
I bet anyone who thinks I'm being sarcastic and not serious........also uncoincidentally happens to suck at gambling on sports.
It's all in the details, man. The numb3rs!
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:05 pm to Pigfeet
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Now, back on topic. The fact the Hogs are bussing down is an important equation. This will allow the decompression on said sinus cavities, while the Bulldogs will be traveling by plane that will be traveling at altitudes around 30,000-40,000 feet.
Sure, airplanes travel at those altitudes. But, the players inside them would arrive in Little Rock dead.......if the cabin wasn't Pressurized..
Trust me. If there are UGA players with heads clogged with snot, the flight department will arrange for the airplane to fly to little rock low enough to where cabin pressure will not cause any further sinus discomfort.
And if they don't, I will write them a strongly worded email. Telling them how fricking stupid they were for pulling a stunt like that..
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