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re: This is what to expect after 20 years of marriage
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:55 am to samson'sseed
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:55 am to samson'sseed
I always laugh when my husband lets loose a silent one in the vehicle and one of the kids asks, "Daddy, did something die?," or "Did we pass a dead skunk?"
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:55 am to GeeOH
It's just a fart man, everyone does it.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:57 am to Ridgewalker
Sounds like you have to step on egg shells around your wife.
Sorry man.
Sorry man.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 1:38 pm to BluegrassBelle
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And a good woman gets you back.
Ewwww, that's just gross
Posted on 4/19/14 at 1:39 pm to Stacked
quote:break up with her
What do you do when she farts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:00 pm to WestCoastAg
Why?
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:17 pm to oR33Do
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Why?
Because, being an Aggie, he wanted to PIIHB and she obviously didn't let him.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:26 pm to oR33Do
She needs to learn not to fart
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:27 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:FIFY
being an Aggie, he wanted to PIIHB and he obviously didn't let him.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:30 pm to WestCoastAg
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What do you do when she farts
break up with her
Seems reasonable.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:32 pm to BluegrassBelle
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And a good woman gets you back.
wtf
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:39 pm to WestCoastAg
It is a bodily function that you just can't learn to not do.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 2:41 pm to Ridgewalker
You must go through life with terrible stomach aches.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 3:17 pm to Ridgewalker
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Classy dude, real classy. I've been married 29 years to a Brookfield High cheerleader and would never demean her with such coarseness.
Tell me more about the 4 touchdowns you threw in one game.
Posted on 4/19/14 at 3:19 pm to samson'sseed
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Instead, every time I fart, she responds by picking up her cannister of lysol or air freshener and spraying it in my direction.
The question is, are you man enough to override the lysol?
Posted on 4/19/14 at 4:09 pm to samson'sseed
she should whip out the old tampon and dangle it in front of your nose when you fart on her
Posted on 4/19/14 at 4:10 pm to oR33Do
I disagree
Posted on 4/19/14 at 8:46 pm to Ridgewalker
Holy crap man! Are you for real? An authentic Brookfield High CL? THE Brookfield High?
Posted on 4/20/14 at 12:55 am to BluegrassBelle
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And a good woman gets you back.
I guess Belle is telling us she is a ripper.
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