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Posted on 4/14/14 at 2:23 pm to momentoftruth87
You are about to embark on a great journey, my friend. My son just turned 2. Saturday at my crib was spent in the following way:
6:30am Son woke us both up after we'd had a long night on Friday at - ready to rock and roll. Feed me, now, he said.
10:00am After normal morning run around and house cleaning - and baby cleaning - hung over as shite - my wife took my son to the Clinton Library for a Easter egg practice hunt.
10:45am After 45 mins of waiting in line with a 2 yr old they finally got in and my son wanted no part of running to find eggs. He instead wanted to be in this toy car prop they had out there. Screamed and cried when she tried to take him out.
11:00am He did not want to take his shoes off for the jump zone deal they had. More screaming and crying.
11:30am They left. Wife piseed and stressed. I'm golfing, which bodes not well for me.
12:00pm They kiss and make up. Wife tries to turn the ship around with a Chik-fil-A run. 100 people at Chik fil A at noon on a Saturday is normal.
12:15pm Total blow out diaper. Diarrhea from the middle of his back to just below his chest and everywhere in between. He's in pull ups. For those that don't know, they can't hold nearly as much "volume."
12:16pm Wife standing in parking lot stripping him completely naked in back of her SUV. Great pic of him riding home basically naked in his car seat.
12:20pm Wife begins firing angry texts to me. I immediately double bogey the next 2 holes.
12:30-3:30pm Thankfully, a nice long nap for them both.
4:00pm I return home to a laundry list of chores for my golfing sins.
6:00pm We try to do something kid friendly and go to Travelers game. Complete madness. He wants every single food item that the vendors pass by with - cotton candy, snow cones, peanuts, popcorn.
6:20pm We make it thru the 2nd inning before having to leave our seats.
6:25pm We try to salvage the trip to the ballpark by taking him to the outfield fun park for kids. Jump zone spotted - kid happy.
6:50pm More kicking and screaming when we decide to leave.
8:00pm Bed time after bathing and wrestling with him about going to bed.
8:30pm Scarf down some ok pizza and asleep.
And we're not 50 yrs old dude. Wife just turned 30. This will be your life soon. And it's great, but as we say around here a lot, prepare your anus.
Best of luck! Good times ahead.
6:30am Son woke us both up after we'd had a long night on Friday at - ready to rock and roll. Feed me, now, he said.
10:00am After normal morning run around and house cleaning - and baby cleaning - hung over as shite - my wife took my son to the Clinton Library for a Easter egg practice hunt.
10:45am After 45 mins of waiting in line with a 2 yr old they finally got in and my son wanted no part of running to find eggs. He instead wanted to be in this toy car prop they had out there. Screamed and cried when she tried to take him out.
11:00am He did not want to take his shoes off for the jump zone deal they had. More screaming and crying.
11:30am They left. Wife piseed and stressed. I'm golfing, which bodes not well for me.
12:00pm They kiss and make up. Wife tries to turn the ship around with a Chik-fil-A run. 100 people at Chik fil A at noon on a Saturday is normal.
12:15pm Total blow out diaper. Diarrhea from the middle of his back to just below his chest and everywhere in between. He's in pull ups. For those that don't know, they can't hold nearly as much "volume."
12:16pm Wife standing in parking lot stripping him completely naked in back of her SUV. Great pic of him riding home basically naked in his car seat.
12:20pm Wife begins firing angry texts to me. I immediately double bogey the next 2 holes.
12:30-3:30pm Thankfully, a nice long nap for them both.
4:00pm I return home to a laundry list of chores for my golfing sins.
6:00pm We try to do something kid friendly and go to Travelers game. Complete madness. He wants every single food item that the vendors pass by with - cotton candy, snow cones, peanuts, popcorn.
6:20pm We make it thru the 2nd inning before having to leave our seats.
6:25pm We try to salvage the trip to the ballpark by taking him to the outfield fun park for kids. Jump zone spotted - kid happy.
6:50pm More kicking and screaming when we decide to leave.
8:00pm Bed time after bathing and wrestling with him about going to bed.
8:30pm Scarf down some ok pizza and asleep.
And we're not 50 yrs old dude. Wife just turned 30. This will be your life soon. And it's great, but as we say around here a lot, prepare your anus.
Best of luck! Good times ahead.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 4/14/14 at 3:24 pm to Hog Leg
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You are about to embark on a great journey, my friend. My son just turned 2. Saturday at my crib was spent in the following way:
6:30am Son woke us both up after we'd had a long night on Friday at ~ 6:30am - ready to rock and roll. Feed me, now, he said.
10:00am After normal morning run around and house cleaning - and baby cleaning - my wife took my son to the Clinton Library for a Easter egg practice hunt.
10:45am After 45 mins of waiting in line with a 2 yr old they finally got in and my son wanted no part of running to find eggs. He instead wanted to my in this toy car prop they had out there. Screamed and cried when she tried to take him out.
11:00am He did not want to take his shoes off for the jump zone deal they had. More screaming and crying.
11:30am They left. Wife piseed and stressed. I'm golfing, which bodes not well for me.
12:00pm They kiss and make up. Wife tries to turn the ship around with a Chik-fil-A run.
12:15pm Total blow out diaper. He's in pull ups. For those that don't know, they can't hold nearly as much "volume."
12:16pm Wife standing in parking lot stripping him completely naked in back of her SUV. Great pic of him riding home basically naked in his car seat.
12:20pm Wife begins firing angry texts to me. I immediately double bogey the next 2 holes.
12:30-3:30pm Thankfully, a nice long nap for them both.
4:00pm I return home to a laundry list of chores for my golfing sins.
6:00pm We try to do something kid friendly and go to Travelers game. Complete madness. He wants every single food item that the vendors pass by with - cotton candy, snow cones, peanuts, popcorn.
6:20pm We make it turn the 2nd inning before having to leave our seats.
6:25pm We try to salvage the trip to the ballpark by taking him to the outfield fun park for kids. Jump zone spotted - kid happy.
6:50pm More screaming when we decide to leave.
8:00pm Bed time after bathing and wrestling with him about going to bed.
8:30pm Scarf down some ok pizza and asleep.
All of this, this is why my wife and I will be buying our kids potty trained from the state and ready to start school. I need to save a few years on my life since I am fat.
Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:01 pm to Latarian
Congrats on your first child 
Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:04 pm to Latarian
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for good reason. Wife is due with our first child (a boy) in a couple weeks so focused on fatherhood right now. also working on last minute projects at home and work. I'll still keep up with you guys here and there (probably during late night feedings while I'm trying to stay awake, lol) but the posting will be non-existent. you guys keep sailing your asses off and I'll see you in the fall when we start our run to the national championship
Life does come calling. We will see you on the other side of the ocean. Congratulations 
Posted on 4/14/14 at 7:06 pm to Latarian
Congrats Lat and good luck!!!
Posted on 4/14/14 at 9:49 pm to Latarian
Congrats
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:56 am to Hog Leg
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And it's great, but as we say around here a lot, prepare you anus.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:34 am to boogiewoogie1978
Congrats on your 1st child
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:12 am to Latarian
That is awwwwwwwwesome! You will be missed.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 11:53 am to Latarian
This world isn't big enough for a 2nd Latarian. But wishing happiness for you as you raise your little one!
Posted on 4/15/14 at 1:38 pm to Rig
Imagine two little female Killzes
Posted on 4/15/14 at 1:45 pm to mizzoukills
One male killz is enough for us all
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:01 pm to Latarian
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Latarian
Congrats Lat. Good luck to the 2 of you.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:10 pm to Latarian
Congrats and Good Luck!
My wife is due with our second child, another girl, in June.
My wife is due with our second child, another girl, in June.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 2:28 pm to ArmyHogs
quote:prayers sent ArmyHogs
another girl
Posted on 4/15/14 at 9:04 pm to Hog Leg
Good Lord. This post should be required reading for every high school freshman. The thought of a kid, after reading that, is scary.
Posted on 4/15/14 at 10:05 pm to Rig
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prayers sent ArmyHogs
thanks!
Posted on 4/16/14 at 4:46 pm to Latarian
Congrats buddy!
Posted on 4/16/14 at 5:19 pm to Latarian
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