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re: Atlanta Braves Baseball Thread (9-4)
Posted on 4/14/14 at 10:39 pm to lowspark12
Posted on 4/14/14 at 10:39 pm to lowspark12
I just don't even know what to say 
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 10:48 pm to TheSandman
Posted on 4/14/14 at 10:53 pm to TheSandman
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OH, YOU THINK THE BRAVES SHOULD RELEASE DAN UGGLA? WANT HIM TRADED? HERE BITCH, TAKE TWO OF THESE HOME RUNS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. YOU WANNA BENCH DAN UGGLA? SHUT THE frick UP. NO. BE SURE TO GIVE THANKS FOR DAN UGGLA THIS THANKSGIVING. SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND TELL THEM YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR DAN UGGLA AND GRANDMA'S PUMPKIN PIE. TELL SANTA ALL YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR IS FOR DAN UGGLA TO NEVER DIE AND CONTINUE TO LIVE FOREVER AND BLESS US WITH HIS PRESENCE FOR THE REST OF DAYS.
Posted on 4/14/14 at 10:57 pm to jsmoove
My favorite part was the end
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PUT DAN UGGLA IN A SCIENCE LAB FOR A COUPLE YEARS AND THAT DUDE'LL COME OUT WITH A CURE FOR CANCER, HERPES, THAT ONE DISEASE WHERE BABIES ARE BORN WITHOUT LIPS OR WHATEVER. HE'LL CURE IT ALL. HE'LL CURE ALL THE DISEASES IN THE WORLD AND THEN SHOW UP IN THE TOP OF THE 9TH INNING AND MURDER BASEBALLS UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS HIM TO STOP.
This post was edited on 4/15/14 at 12:10 am
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