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re: Worst type of dumps
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:32 pm to hehatedrew
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:32 pm to hehatedrew
The kind where they're breathing after you're finished.
I call 'em Manbabies.
I call 'em Manbabies.
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Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:38 pm to hehatedrew
The worst is when you've eaten spicy foods and your a-hole burns for 30 minutes afterward.
The best is when you have to go real bad, and it's all pretty loose and soft, but not diarrhea, and it all just explodes out in about 30 seconds and you're done.
The best is when you have to go real bad, and it's all pretty loose and soft, but not diarrhea, and it all just explodes out in about 30 seconds and you're done.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:42 pm to deltaland
The ones you really gotta work at expelling that turn out to be the size of rabbit shite
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:54 pm to InfantryDawg
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What really freaks you out is when you know you pooped but there is nothing in the toilet. You can not explain that.
Yes you can, it has been known for ages as the Ghost Poo!
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:56 pm to Agforlife
So is the consensus that the worst is a night after BWW but instead of diarrhea hot shite, you get play dough hot shite that is not easy to clean, itches, and burns in not only the act of shitting, but also during the aftermath?
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:58 pm to hehatedrew
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Worst type of dumps
I can think of 3
#1 the liquid poo spray - like throwing up but it comes out the backside
#2 the morning after sliders, beer, and eggs poo
#3 the spatula poo - one that is so big if you do not chop it up, it will not flush
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:24 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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the ones that take half a roll to finish wiping.
the break-off. Known for the never-ending wipe
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:27 pm to Crowknowsbest
Blood poops... you can't really top that... it's super scary
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:31 pm to hehatedrew
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This post was edited on 1/27/14 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:32 pm to TupeloReb
And he still has his pants around his ankles.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:33 pm to TupeloReb
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That's a freakin world record
Not even close
:insertsouthparkgifhere:
This post was edited on 1/27/14 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:33 pm to DiamondReb
I had to snap it before the automatic flusher flushed it
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:34 pm to DesignTiger
Blood? Better get that checked...
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:34 pm to TupeloReb
Jesus...
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:35 pm to TupeloReb
Do you have an auto flusher in your house?
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:35 pm to TupeloReb
Tup I would edit that. I think mcrebel got banned for a similar pic.
Fwiw that's hilarious
Eta: the worst IMO is the kind that makes your butthole stretched out hours after you dumped.
Fwiw that's hilarious
Eta: the worst IMO is the kind that makes your butthole stretched out hours after you dumped.
This post was edited on 1/27/14 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:36 pm to TupeloReb
Oh and you can get banned for posting poop. Just a heads up.
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:36 pm to DiamondReb
That was at the aquatics center
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:37 pm to UMRealist
Thanks for the heads up
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:38 pm to TupeloReb
And you did not carry on the tradition of taking a dump in the pool and letting it float?
:smh:
:smh:
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