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Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:21 am to Crompdaddy8
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Crompdaddy8
Well, if it's any consolation I hate UT. So much that I wouldn't waste my time typing something that long to explain it nor do I care that you hate Bama enough to read whatever drivel you typed or pasted.
Basically, UT isn't worth my time. Yours however, must be jealousy because you did waste a lot of effort there.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:28 am to NYCAuburn
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Do you think bama fans are going to read this?
Most of em can't read. Amirite?
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:31 am to stat19
Repost, but it deserves repeating... frick Tennessee and all their banjo playing, inbred, drooling, rocky topping, flea bitten mongral coon dog owning, fans, who are mostly named "Clem and Mabel"...
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1966, in Knoxville, Kenny Stabler 11-10 Alabama... saw a one-strap overall wearing, ridge running, moonshiner throw a 9-year old kid in a red sweater up against a fence after the game.
'72 or so, I made a mistake ... with a few friends, drove all night to Knoxville for bb game during Ernie and Bernie era ... Thank god Alabama lost in triple. We almost didn't get out of there in one piece, Alabama pep band had all their trombones bent...
Every odd numbered year, I-65 southbound has all the overpasses decorated with encouraging friendly welcome signs, such as "Nothing sucks like the big orange" just for our toothless, vacant-brained, jalopy riding, mangy coon-dog owning, half-Yankee, half-cove dwelling inbred, fetal positioned, back woods, musket carrying, illiterate, one-hole outhouse complete with corn cobs using, neighbors. Northbound the signs read simply "...now get the hell out..."
If by some mistake I accidently drive I-81 when going north, I roll up my windows and haul arse waiting until Virginia to buy gas. God help the innocent who wanders off of I-65 between the Alabama border and Nashville... they will see people... well I guess even sub-human species are "people," the like of which are rarely seen in civilized areas, and only then usually in some type of institution.
I got married in Tuscaloosa on Tennessee Saturday in 1980... drove out of Tuscaloosa same day so I didn't get cootees or lice from the invading horde of unwashed moonshine drunks.
Frick Tennessee and the color orange which is the only word in the English language for which there is no rhyme. Hell, no reason either. Only thing halfway interesting about Tennessee are their coeds... you can't spell "slut" without "UT."
What's with all the stupid repeating letters in that god-forsaken name? Knoxville should be renamed "down and out hard Knocksville."
Oh.. and have a nice visit and please go home to buy your four course special restaurant meal consisting of 4 pieces of Kentucky fried chicken. In Alabama the restaurants don't allow paying for a meal by trying to barter using chickens or piglets, or a bushel of corn. Remember that originally Col. Sanders wouldn't even allow it to be sold in Tennessee because every other State in the SEC thinks Tennessee sucks...just like a big orange.
Oh... and I don't hate to inform you but "Rocky Top" might beat out "Boomer Sooner" for the worst, most irritating fight song in the universe. I've always suspected that "rocky top" actually referred to the content of Tennessee dweller's craniums.
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1966, in Knoxville, Kenny Stabler 11-10 Alabama... saw a one-strap overall wearing, ridge running, moonshiner throw a 9-year old kid in a red sweater up against a fence after the game.
'72 or so, I made a mistake ... with a few friends, drove all night to Knoxville for bb game during Ernie and Bernie era ... Thank god Alabama lost in triple. We almost didn't get out of there in one piece, Alabama pep band had all their trombones bent...
Every odd numbered year, I-65 southbound has all the overpasses decorated with encouraging friendly welcome signs, such as "Nothing sucks like the big orange" just for our toothless, vacant-brained, jalopy riding, mangy coon-dog owning, half-Yankee, half-cove dwelling inbred, fetal positioned, back woods, musket carrying, illiterate, one-hole outhouse complete with corn cobs using, neighbors. Northbound the signs read simply "...now get the hell out..."
If by some mistake I accidently drive I-81 when going north, I roll up my windows and haul arse waiting until Virginia to buy gas. God help the innocent who wanders off of I-65 between the Alabama border and Nashville... they will see people... well I guess even sub-human species are "people," the like of which are rarely seen in civilized areas, and only then usually in some type of institution.
I got married in Tuscaloosa on Tennessee Saturday in 1980... drove out of Tuscaloosa same day so I didn't get cootees or lice from the invading horde of unwashed moonshine drunks.
Frick Tennessee and the color orange which is the only word in the English language for which there is no rhyme. Hell, no reason either. Only thing halfway interesting about Tennessee are their coeds... you can't spell "slut" without "UT."
What's with all the stupid repeating letters in that god-forsaken name? Knoxville should be renamed "down and out hard Knocksville."
Oh.. and have a nice visit and please go home to buy your four course special restaurant meal consisting of 4 pieces of Kentucky fried chicken. In Alabama the restaurants don't allow paying for a meal by trying to barter using chickens or piglets, or a bushel of corn. Remember that originally Col. Sanders wouldn't even allow it to be sold in Tennessee because every other State in the SEC thinks Tennessee sucks...just like a big orange.
Oh... and I don't hate to inform you but "Rocky Top" might beat out "Boomer Sooner" for the worst, most irritating fight song in the universe. I've always suspected that "rocky top" actually referred to the content of Tennessee dweller's craniums.
This post was edited on 10/21/13 at 10:18 am
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:34 am to HerbEaverstinks
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But he always told the Vols to shut up and act like nothing ever happened each time the NCAA came snooping around.
Well it worked when Tee Martin got busted being paid by a booster. Fulmer got repaid by the NCAA
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:39 am to StopRobot
lol, this reminded me of the bama fan hating tn 
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:40 am to Crompdaddy8
A CLASSIC from the ARCHIVES of the Big Orange INTERNET. 
frick Alabama.
frick Alabama.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:44 am to Crompdaddy8
"Well Eli, Smokey just came out of the tunnel, and he's about 100 yards away from me now, and if I had my deer rifle I believe I could drop him, back to you Eli" -- Jerry Duncan's comments to Eli Gold just prior to kickoff against Tennessee.
Well, Eli, these Tennessee folks are really giving it to our boys down here, they hate us. But by God, I hate them too. Back to you, Eli."
Well, Eli, these Tennessee folks are really giving it to our boys down here, they hate us. But by God, I hate them too. Back to you, Eli."
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I hate Tennessee
• "They low down, they dirty, they some snitches ... I just hate Tennessee."
• "I'm not a dog person."
• "Their colors are throw-up orange. Like puke inside of a pumpkin orange, and I don't like pumpkins."
• "Their stadium is like a garbage truck drivers' convention."
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:46 am to Crompdaddy8
condensed summary:
Tn Fan:
I hate Alabama, because we have never lived up their tradition, winning capabilities, and they kick our asses unmercifully.
Tn Fan:
I hate Alabama, because we have never lived up their tradition, winning capabilities, and they kick our asses unmercifully.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:55 am to Crompdaddy8
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There are only a handful of players on our Team that can remember losing to Alabama.
They've got short memories then.It's good to have a Rival.Keeps things interesting.
This post was edited on 10/21/13 at 10:00 am
Posted on 10/21/13 at 9:56 am to Crompdaddy8
Ha. The pooch humper manifesto.Funny putrid orange viles...
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:04 am to Aubie Spr96
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Do you think bama fans are going to read this?
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Most of em can't read. Amirite?
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..but we know what 49-0, and 52-0 TWICE means.
PS- It'll be at least THREE years since Ark. or Auburn has scored an offensive TD against Alabama...........that's just embarrassing.
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Do you think bama fans are going to read this?
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Most of em can't read. Amirite?
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..but we know what 49-0, and 52-0 TWICE means.
PS- It'll be at least THREE years since Ark. or Auburn has scored an offensive TD against Alabama...........that's just embarrassing.
This post was edited on 10/21/13 at 10:07 am
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:11 am to Crompdaddy8
I hope the resounding cheer of Rammer Jammer this Saturday rings in your head the remainder of this season
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:15 am to Crompdaddy8
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:16 am to coachcrisp
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at least THREE years since Ark. or Auburn has scored an offensive TD against Alabama..
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Most of em can't read. Amirite?
I guess we can add count to read as well
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:17 am to TampaTider
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See girl to left..."its not that bad" lol!
See girl to left..."its not that bad" lol!
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:19 am to NYCAuburn
Auburn's offense hasn't scored on Alabama since Cam, Scooter.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:21 am to Crompdaddy8
12-10
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:22 am to Crompdaddy8
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there are only a handful of players on our team who can remember the last time we lost to ALABAMA
Well... This might be why y'all are so bad
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:22 am to coachcrisp
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Auburn's offense hasn't scored on Alabama since Cam, Scooter.
I know, counting and all is not your forte.
BTW, how long ago was 2010? 1, 2, or 3 years ago? or was it four?
Now let me throw a brain stumper in, how long ago was November 26, 2010?
ETA, Scooter
This post was edited on 10/21/13 at 10:23 am
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