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re: Arkansas A&M Hate Week
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:37 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:37 pm to KaiserSoze99
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:38 pm to KaiserSoze99
she is my COUSIN
and the baby died
and the baby died
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:43 pm to blacknblu
Did you hear about the fire in Arkansas football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:43 pm to DaleDenton
A sloth was experiencing an identity crisis. His friend tried to help him out. "Your fat, lazy and stupid. You must be an Arkansas fan."
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:45 pm to blacknblu
I don't get to go to the game this weekend, unfortunately, but it's a good thing. Spending more than a few hours on that campus results in being awarded a doctorate, and I have a professional reputation to uphold.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:47 pm to International_Aggie
An Aggie and 2 Razorbacks are running away from the police. They go into the woods to hide, so they climb into three
different trees. The cops go into woods they look up into the trees they yell up into the first Razorback's tree and yell
"Is anyone up there?" The First Longhorn yells " MEOW MEOOOW." The cop yells into the second Razorback's tree
and the Razorback yells"who whoo whoooo". Then the cop yells int the Aggie's tree. the Aggie yells"Moo moo
moooo"!!!!
different trees. The cops go into woods they look up into the trees they yell up into the first Razorback's tree and yell
"Is anyone up there?" The First Longhorn yells " MEOW MEOOOW." The cop yells into the second Razorback's tree
and the Razorback yells"who whoo whoooo". Then the cop yells int the Aggie's tree. the Aggie yells"Moo moo
moooo"!!!!
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:48 pm to KaiserSoze99
Did you hear about the skeleton found in the closet at A&M?
1963 Hide and Go Seek Champion.
1963 Hide and Go Seek Champion.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:48 pm to International_Aggie
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a LSU grad, an Arkansas grad, an A&M grad, and a Bama grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Bama grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting “This is for Bama! Roll Tide!” as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the LSU grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, “This is for LSU!”
Seeing this the A&M grad walked over and shouted “This is for the A&M!” and pushed the Arkansas fan off the side of the mountain.
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As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Bama grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting “This is for Bama! Roll Tide!” as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the LSU grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, “This is for LSU!”
Seeing this the A&M grad walked over and shouted “This is for the A&M!” and pushed the Arkansas fan off the side of the mountain.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:48 pm to KaiserSoze99
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I have a professional reputation to uphold.
Thank you for making me laugh today. I needed that.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:49 pm to rugbyag
Why did they ban the wave at Kyle Field?
Becasue 2 poor aggies drowned.
Becasue 2 poor aggies drowned.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:51 pm to Arkla Missy
Two Aggies encounter a large German Shepard licking his private area. One Aggie says to the other, "I wish I could do
that." His friend replied, "If you pet him real nice, he might let you."
that." His friend replied, "If you pet him real nice, he might let you."
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:52 pm to DaleDenton
How many Arkansas freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it’s a senior course.
None, it’s a senior course.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:54 pm to DaleDenton
Do you know why the Arkansas football team should change its name to the “Opossums”?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:54 pm to rugbyag
Why did the aggy cross the road?
He was stuck in the chicken!
He was stuck in the chicken!
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:54 pm to DaleDenton
You know the old saying: "It's time to separate the men from the boys." Well, in Arky, it's done with a restraining order.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:55 pm to rugbyag
Two Aggie football players were down in College Station partying. They were hootin' and hollerin' when a bartender
asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it
only took two months. "Two months!?" exclaimed the bartender. The Aggie replied, "Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years."
asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it
only took two months. "Two months!?" exclaimed the bartender. The Aggie replied, "Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years."
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:56 pm to DaleDenton
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:56 pm to rugbyag
This is a great thread. Some good dumb/funny jokes
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:56 pm to KaiserSoze99
Did you hear that Coach Sumlin is only dressing 10 players for this week's game?
The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 1:57 pm to blacknblu
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she is my COUSIN
I wish people would get this.
We DO NOT marry siblings any longer, ONLY cousins, and second ones or more distantly related, at that.
We've evolved.
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