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Why Manziel Stays Until 2014

Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:32 pm
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:32 pm
In 2014, The University of South Carolina Gamecocks become Texas A&M's cross-divisonal opponent..

The patriarch of Johnny Manziel's family, Texas Oil Wildcatter Bobby Joe Manziel] was a champion cock fighter.



Mr. Manziel created his own line of fighting rooster, The Manziel Gray ...



Manziel Grey's have "lightning speed" and are the "best cutting roosters in the world."



Johnny Manziel's family has laid down the law, and he will be forced to forego a year in the NFL to give Jerry Jones time to tank the Dallas Cowboy's 2013 season, in order to draft Manziel in 2014.


Johnny's family wants to honor their patriarch by strategically turning Manziel loose in Columbia, S.C., after Jadeveon Clowney is gone.

They plan to leave USC's Cocky sporting a "Manziel Haircut."



This will all be fun to watch.

Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22886 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:33 pm to
Manziels love cock
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:34 pm to
This is the gayest, most contrived thread ever.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21818 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Manziels love cock

Yeah, that's how I read his post too
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Manziel loves cocks


FIFY
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22886 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:36 pm to
Well, I meant the entire Manziel family
This post was edited on 5/30/13 at 10:36 pm
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
23776 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:37 pm to
Pretentious as frick, bro.
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4339 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:37 pm to
Your sister disagreed.
This post was edited on 5/30/13 at 10:39 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 5/30/13 at 10:40 pm to
My sister doesn't read this website.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13900 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 12:37 am to
quote:

My sister doesn't read this website.


I make her read it to me while she tends to my cock.
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 12:39 am to
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 1:42 am to
He stays because he isn't an NFL qb.
Posted by Maroon Flash
Florida
Member since May 2013
1527 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 2:26 am to
He is not an NFL QB. He's a sophomore college QB who led his team to a 58-10 beatdown of the razorbacks as a freshman. Also picked up quite a bit of hardware at season's end.
This post was edited on 5/31/13 at 2:27 am
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23284 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 6:20 am to
He probably wil stay but that's only cause A&M goes 9-3 and his draft stock plummets.
This post was edited on 5/31/13 at 6:22 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 7:22 am to
quote:

I make her read it to me while she tends to my cock.


Well we all know that's a lie.

My sister doesn't have a wiener.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4602 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 7:31 am to
quote:

He stays because he isn't an NFL qb.


This.
Posted by Projectpat
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
11207 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 7:33 am to
quote:

He stays because he isn't an NFL qb.


Posted by Shingo
Dallas, TX, USA
Member since Sep 2010
4374 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 8:09 am to
The Arkeeesaw beatdown of 58-10 sure did rustle at least one jimmy and then the Tebow fan comes to the rescue to talk about who he considers an NFL qb. I love this site
Posted by DuckDoc
Portland
Member since Jul 2011
472 posts
Posted on 5/31/13 at 8:44 am to
Manziel will never make it to the NFL. Maybe a practice squad??
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