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Who has suffered the consequences of whiskey dick?
Posted on 5/18/13 at 2:42 am
Posted on 5/18/13 at 2:42 am
God damn I have tonight, and have in the past as well.
But.... Tonight I found out that my roommate stole some of his dad's Viagra, and in my drunken and ashamed state a just chewed up and ate half of one of those motherfrickers.
It's about to be a long night for the old lady, I'll update in the morning.
PS. It took a great deal of backspacing and one eyed text to give you this message in proper grammar. Enjoy.
But.... Tonight I found out that my roommate stole some of his dad's Viagra, and in my drunken and ashamed state a just chewed up and ate half of one of those motherfrickers.
It's about to be a long night for the old lady, I'll update in the morning.
PS. It took a great deal of backspacing and one eyed text to give you this message in proper grammar. Enjoy.
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Posted on 5/18/13 at 2:46 am to OBReb6
Yes.
And assuming it's just whiskey dick and not being an uninterested a-hole, Viagra will kill you.
Viagra is awesome if you're trying to get a nice strong prick, it sucks if you're ever trying to finish, especially being drunk.
I've never been able to finish on Viagra, and that's almost worse than not doing it at all. There's always that uncomfortable moment where she's done having sex and you're not.
Brutal.
And assuming it's just whiskey dick and not being an uninterested a-hole, Viagra will kill you.
Viagra is awesome if you're trying to get a nice strong prick, it sucks if you're ever trying to finish, especially being drunk.
I've never been able to finish on Viagra, and that's almost worse than not doing it at all. There's always that uncomfortable moment where she's done having sex and you're not.
Brutal.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 4:15 am to OBReb6
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proper grammar.
You unnecessarily gave us four paragraphs. You fail. But.... Good luck with the whiskey dick.
This post was edited on 5/18/13 at 4:16 am
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:55 am to OBReb6
MOAR UPDATES!!!1
Posted on 5/18/13 at 10:05 am to OBReb6
Me. It started at 2 pm yesterday and I never recovered.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 10:09 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 5/18/13 at 10:25 am to Slippery Slope
Last night was great success. Coke dick doesn't count, slope.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 10:58 am to OBReb6
That poor sorostitute
Posted on 5/18/13 at 11:03 am to OBReb6
Any guy who doesn't say yes is lying
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Posted on 5/18/13 at 12:04 pm to OBReb6
Dammit OB
Posted on 5/18/13 at 12:35 pm to OBReb6
I've experienced it once. It sucked
Posted on 5/18/13 at 1:08 pm to OBReb6
Never had whiskey dick...but limpdick due to smoking weed has happened to me.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 1:11 pm to deltaland
Really? That's never happened to me. Now if I took a tab that's a different story
Posted on 5/18/13 at 1:52 pm to DMagic
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Now if I took a tab that's a different story
frick all night on a tab in college once
Chick thought I was a GOD
Posted on 5/18/13 at 4:22 pm to OBReb6
Oh lord
Posted on 5/18/13 at 5:16 pm to Mizzeaux
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There's always that uncomfortable moment where she's done having sex and you're not.
You should do what I did. This is a story that is often told 3rd and 4th hand about me. Had the good type of whiskey dick where rather than not getting hard at all, you get a decent chubby and can go and go and go.
Was in KC, hooked up a buddy's gf's bestie. We go to her apt, do our thing, at one point she gives me the ol' "aren't you done yet?" routine. Now you can say whatever you want to me or about me and I can take it and just shrug it off. However, don't insult the penis that's been ramming you for an hour.
So I just stop, look at her in the eye, and shimmy off of her (she was a tad bigger than I care to admit, which played a factor into my disinterest in sexing her), and I go stand beside her, pull the condom off, and just overhand from a country mile windup, slapped her in her whore mouth with the condom, didn't say a word, then went and took a shower.
When I got out she was still laying in the same spot with a look of pure bewilderment on her face. As I'm getting dressed she says "I can honestly say no-one's ever done that to me before. Why in the hell did you do that?"
I just casually glance over my shoulder and say "You don't ever disrespect the dong."
Fast Fwd to next day, She drops me off at my boy's place, we load up and drive about 4 hours to get to the show we're doing that night. I didn't mention a word of it to anyone, didn't plan on ever speaking about it.
While we're all in the locker room my buddy runs in, tells everyone to hush up, and says with tears streaming down his cheeks, "Binky, (he called me Binky for some reason) brah, tell me, please tell me you didn't slap a girl in the mouth with a f'n purple condom?". I just said "you don't disrespect a man's dick." Everyone falls out of their chairs laughing, he goes on to put his gf on speaker and she tells the story her bestie told from her perspective.
The legend of Binky and the purple condom was born.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 5:23 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 5/18/13 at 6:00 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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You should do what I did. This is a story that is often told 3rd and 4th hand about me. Had the good type of whiskey dick where rather than not getting hard at all, you get a decent chubby and can go and go and go.
I've had this happen before it's awesome
This post was edited on 5/18/13 at 6:02 pm
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