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A Night Of Feasting Lands Kentucky Man In Jail...

Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:23 pm
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:23 pm
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:29 pm to
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At one point during the one-man dinner party, Runyon pooped in his pants from all of the food. So what did he do? He took a pair of Bullitt East underwear off the shelf, along with a couple t-shirts, and changed into something a little more comfortable.



Who was it making all those poop threads the other week?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62636 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:34 pm to
When I was a kid I used to dream about getting locked in a grocery store and feasting all night.

I gotta give the guy props for doing it.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:35 pm to
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Who was it making all those poop threads the other week?


Kills, I think.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:36 pm to
He hasn't been posting as much lately, has he?

Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35732 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:53 pm to
I feel any comment I try to make won't do this justice. It's just amazing...
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:54 pm to
Now that you mention it...

Kills, have you been in Bullitt County, KY recently?
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16871 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 2:57 pm to
Dudes a God for that
Posted by BuccWildBammer
AL
Member since Nov 2011
23340 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 4:26 pm to
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Runyon might’ve gotten away with it all if not for the trail of 57 Reddi-wip cans he left behind in the garbage cans. Employees found the cans the next morning, thought something was suspicious, obviously, so management went to the surveillance tapes. It was then that they found footage of ol’ Trevor Runyon feasting inside the store after hours.


FIFTY SEVEN CANS of Reddi Whip no wonder he shite his pants

That's 6 steaks, a couple pounds of shrimp, salad, a bday cake, beer, case of sodas, a whole gallon of tea and 57 cans of Reddi whip and god knows what else

MOTHER.OF.GOD.

It's a wonder he didnt die like the guy in Se7en

This story is simply amazing
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108353 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 4:35 pm to
Bullitt County is a special place. I remember playing a soccer match out at Bullitt East where the cow pasture backed right up to the field. Ball went over the fence and it was fertilizer.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 4:36 pm to
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FIFTY SEVEN CANS of Reddi Whip no wonder he shite his pants


Im sure he didnt eat any of the whip cream. He did it for the whipits.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35732 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 6:50 pm to
He was probably watching his calories on the redi-whip.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43843 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:23 pm to
I worked at Winn Dixie in high school when a small blizzard popped up out of no where. 6 of us were stuck there for the night. The shift manager didn't care and basically let us eat and drink whatever we wanted within reason. The best part was nailing the head cashier on in the office
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:31 pm to
amazing. that's all.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 5/14/13 at 7:55 pm to
I was notorious for doing the whip it out of whip cream cans at other people's houses. It really pissed off peoples parents.
This post was edited on 5/14/13 at 7:59 pm
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