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Posted on 3/29/13 at 6:18 pm
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10816 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 6:18 pm
Have they ever walked in on you having sex with your wife/husband/GF/BF? Mine recently did, but thank God she is only 2 and won't remember.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 6:20 pm to
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Mine recently did,


were you able to finish?
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23330 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 6:35 pm to
You didn't break eye contact did you?
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10816 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

were you able to finish?


No, not really. We both started laughing and stopped. Then I asked if she was laughing at my performance or our kid walking in. An awkward silence followed
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
Member since Jul 2010
6431 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 6:47 pm to
My 10 year old son did just last week.


It was awfull, as she was on top and we were both completely nude and sweaty.

He came home unannounced after my mother dropped him off and we did not hear him come in the front door.

He got a full view of his stepmothers arse... I talked to him and he is ok, but I know the damage is done.

Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 6:49 pm to
quote:


He got a full view of his stepmothers arse... I talked to him and he is ok, but I know the damage is done.




I remember the kid next door crying at my house after walking in on his mom and her bf going at it. He said he didn't want to have a little brother.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10816 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

I remember the kid next door crying at my house after walking in on his mom and her bf going at it. He said he didn't want to have a little brother.


Wow.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:44 pm to
quote:


Wow.




He actually didn't see them having sex. He walked in the house. He was downstairs and could hear the bed hitting the wall upstairs.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10816 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

He actually didn't see them having sex. He walked in the house. He was downstairs and could hear the bed hitting the wall upstairs.


Well he obviously knew what was going on if he didn't want a little brother
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41688 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:09 pm to
As a child, how do you ever recover from seeing your stepmom ride your dad like a rented mule?
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
Member since Jul 2010
6431 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

As a child, how do you ever recover from seeing your stepmom ride your dad like a rented mule?



I really don't know...I hope it fades away and he forgets about it.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:43 pm to
Did you at least finish?
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
Member since Jul 2010
6431 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:44 pm to
No..
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 8:51 pm to
Pussy
Posted by dawgfan1979
Red hills of Jawja
Member since Jul 2010
6431 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Pussy


If choosing to check on the mental welfare of my child over a shot of poontang(that I can get anytime) makes me a pussy then I guess that's what I am.
Posted by ArmyHogs
Your mom's house
Member since Feb 2012
10816 posts
Posted on 3/29/13 at 11:41 pm to
your good bro
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10233 posts
Posted on 3/30/13 at 12:05 am to
quote:

If choosing to check on the mental welfare of my child over a shot of poontang(that I can get anytime) makes me a pussy then I guess that's what I am.



All I get from this is that you're a pussy.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7817 posts
Posted on 3/30/13 at 12:25 am to
quote:

If choosing to check on the mental welfare of my child over a shot of poontang(that I can get anytime) makes me a pussy then I guess that's what I am.


You can do both.
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23330 posts
Posted on 3/30/13 at 12:38 am to
That's a pussy answer.
This post was edited on 3/30/13 at 12:38 am
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 3/30/13 at 12:39 am to
Ban puss...wait
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