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Arkansasians killin it with the ladies.

Posted on 3/26/13 at 10:53 am
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 10:53 am
This is how you impress chicks. I kidnapped my last girlfriend and kept her until she developed Stockholm Syndrome.

quote:

One man in Jonesboro, Ark., thought that heroically saving his date from a knife-wielding attacker would earn him major romantic brownie points -- so long as she didn't find out he staged the entire thing himself.


LINK
Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
947 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 10:57 am to
Desperate bastard right there.
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 10:58 am to
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 11:00 am to
i love arkansas
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 11:01 am to
The good ol make her think she's about to be raped and killed on the first date. And people think the naked man has a high success rate.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37847 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 11:02 am to
He should try sending flowers next time.
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 11:03 am to
quote:

the naked man


FTW
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 11:05 am to
quote:

He should try sending flowers next time.


Or the ever popular...

Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10233 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 11:09 am to


LINK with video of woman
This post was edited on 3/26/13 at 11:12 am
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16333 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 11:32 am to
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
34236 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 12:43 pm to
That pic is majestic as frick.
Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
14827 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 1:11 pm to
Bet he was an Arkansas State fan since it was in Jonesboro. We do not take ownership of this.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Desperate bastard right there.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 1:44 pm to
I posted that Sun. night on the OT as a "what not to do to get girls to like you" for Macintosh504.


Whiny bitch RA'd and it got yanked.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 1:46 pm to
Who would have RA'd that? It's funny!
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/26/13 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I posted that Sun. night on the OT as a "what not to do to get girls to like you" for Macintosh504.


I bet she banged him before she found out it was a ruse. Now she feels dumb.
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