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re: What do you do when 2 of your rivals play each other?

Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:11 pm to
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

What do you do when 2 of your rivals play each other?



Kill both their trees and all their shrubbery when nobody is watching?
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46148 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:11 pm to
15 pages
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41700 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Stony Brook & Tulane


I would hire a dozen witch doctors to put a curse on both teams, westboro baptist church to picket the game, release a zombie and a velociraptor into the stands in the 5th inning, and drop a bunker buster on it from a blimp that had "LOLSU!!1!" written on it.
Posted by Landsharks
Shreveport, louisana
Member since Jan 2013
8032 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:12 pm to
Rivals are for hard hearted Neanderthals ... I love every team equally and share love equally





#based4life
Posted by utstnx
mobile
Member since Dec 2012
576 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:13 pm to
Root for the Russians
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
Member since Feb 2011
47325 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

What do you do when 2 of your rivals play each other?


Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
44218 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:20 pm to
You mean like when Georgia and Clemson open the season against one another this coming season?

No brainer.

I pull for the SEC. I pull for the fawking dawgs. I hate'em.
Posted by GatorReb
Dallas GA
Member since Feb 2009
9425 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:33 pm to
I first off pull forever which team that would benefit my team in any way (I'm sure all would do that)

Then I just hope for an ugly shite show.

Then I check secrant to see who is more butthurt/shite talking and choose from there haha
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 10:34 pm
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:44 pm to
It was a little harder when Tennessee was worth a shite, but mostly just pray for biblical plagues against the University of Northern Cuba.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38920 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

LSU fans: Feel free to pick any 2 teams on your schedule as rivals.


Don't want or need any.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19148 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:44 pm to
Watch reruns of friends.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

Then I check secrant to see who is more butthurt/shite talking and choose from there haha

definitely.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
54029 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 10:50 pm to
Being that we don't have legit rivals I'll answer for another school.

Auburn for instance, I would go for uga since they aren't in my division.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
150309 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 11:17 pm to
pray for a meteor
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 11:18 pm to
I hunker down
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 11:20 pm to
I hunker down
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 11:53 pm to
Hope for a tie and hunker down.
Posted by The7Sins
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1178 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 5:54 am to
Let's see in the event that any 2 of Florida, Georgia Tech, Auburn, Tennessee, or Alabama (not a rival just my personal most hated team even more than Florida) play each other I hope for either a f5 tornado that touches down during the game destroying everyone, terrorists to nuke the arena ala The Sum of All Fears, or an asteroid to strike.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21772 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 6:13 am to
Its been a long time since UT and Auburn have played each other but if they played right now I would probably laugh the entire time. I had pains from laughing so hard during last seasons Arky/AU game.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
82662 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 6:15 am to
FSU v Georgia....root for a meteor
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