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Keep your penis or $10 million dollars???

Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:44 pm
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:44 pm
Which would you choose? Have your penis chopped off and never get it surgically repaired for $10 million. Or continue having sex with your gf, fat wife, or hand?

I'm leaning towards the cash, but I'm not 100%.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 6:53 pm
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:45 pm to
My penis is worth more than $10 million. Some would argue it's a priceless work of art.

*By some, I mean myself*
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:46 pm to
im just go ahead and keep my penis
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

My penis is worth more than $10 million.


everyone's got a price.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:50 pm to
There is literally no price for that
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40042 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:50 pm to
I'd keep my penis. I wouldn't even have to think. Wtf is wrong with you?
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

I'd keep my penis. I wouldn't even have to think. Wtf is wrong with you?



work sucks.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 6:52 pm
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:53 pm to
10 million, i could by a new penis.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:54 pm to
quote:


10 million, i could by a new penis.



made of plastic.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:54 pm to
Seriously though, whats the point of having tons of money if you can't go get a woman way out of your league?
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:54 pm to
what good is $10 million if you have a crippled penis?
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 6:55 pm to
Expensive plastic
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7569 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:00 pm to
I'm very much attached to my penis and don't want to part with it for any amount of money.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:01 pm to
I'll take the $10 million.
Posted by TheSandman
Waffle House
Member since Nov 2010
19517 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:02 pm to
I'll pass.

There is no price for that.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:03 pm to
I'll keep my hangdown.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103026 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:05 pm to
My penis, although I would consider the money if I was > 50 yrs old and sex was pretty much a non factor anymore.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19778 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:06 pm to
I guess with ten mil I could have some type of penis augmentation surgery or whatever but my penis would never forgive me... Therefore I'd never forgive myself... And the guilt would eventually send me to an early grave... You know what... I'm just gonna keep my penis.

Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23330 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:33 pm to
For 100 billion after taxes I'd do it.
Posted by 3xlsugrad
Member since Feb 2012
11037 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 7:36 pm to
not a difficult choice, keep the penis
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