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A Surfing Pig. Because It's Awesome.

Posted on 3/8/13 at 12:58 pm
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 12:58 pm
Adorable

quote:

Owner Matthew Bell has been taking Zorro out on the waves since he was just three weeks old and thanks to his surfing skills he becomes popular star on the beach in Mount Maunganui, New Zealand.


Things I Know About New Zealand:

1.It is not a part of Australia as I previously thought because geography is fricking lame.
2. Aragorn killed literally billions of orcs there.
3. Flight of the Concords.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:00 pm to
I've been to New Zealand. It's pretty tight. I remember Auckland had more graffiti than Memphis.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:01 pm to
Seems like a dick move by the pig's handler
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

I remember Auckland had more graffiti than Memphis.


It's art brah.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Seems like a dick move by the pig's handler


Doesn't he realize that once a great white sees that thing it will be all over.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22107 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:07 pm to
Been to Auckland on a 4 hour layover to Sydney. Went into town and went up in the Space Needle thing with the glass floor in it at 1300 feet. The Americas Cup was just finishing and all the boats were in the harbor in Auckland. Would love to go to the big island someday and see Christchurch
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Doesn't he realize that once a great white sees that thing it will be all over.


You've got to assume that only a handful of great white sharks have ever even seen a pig. Without proper evidence, I am going to assume that all meetings have been cordial.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

You've got to assume that only a handful of great white sharks have ever even seen a pig. Without proper evidence, I am going to assume that all meetings have been cordial.



But once they taste the other white meat... they will grow legs and come on land for the bacon.. we are doomed!

Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 4:21 pm to
There are a bunch of unhappy shitheads on this board who aren't entertained by a surfing pig.

Miserable assholes.
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 4:24 pm to
Is there a video because I coulding get it to work if there was ...
Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
46148 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 4:32 pm to
surfer pig does whatever a surfer pig does
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 5:49 pm to
Precious, but would be cuter if pink.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22107 posts
Posted on 3/8/13 at 6:52 pm to
A pig would look just like a seal to a shark. They aren't smart. Just built to year shite up and eat
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