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Could anyone tell me why the University of Missouri is closed tomorrow?

Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16054 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:36 pm
Just heard University of Missouri is closed tomorrow. I'm certain it isn't because of weather because as Missouri fans always say, Columbia = Fayetteville weather and it's lightly raining here.

I am totally clueless as to why they are closing. Could anyone more familiar help me out? Like I said, its certainly not the weather because University of Arkansas isn't closed for weather and we have the exact same climate as Columbia, Mo

Thanks in advance
Posted by omrebelfan20
27-24 Corndog Blvd
Member since Sep 2012
4845 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:37 pm to
Edit: are yall gonna cross out a "victim" if arky only salvages a win during sec series?
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16054 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:39 pm to
Red X = won series
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:49 pm to
Missouri fans aren't here anymore. they gone. vanished.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:50 pm to
You're not obsessed at all
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16054 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:52 pm to
I think we all know I enjoy discussing Missouri

Now could you answer the question, puke?
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Missouri Fan

quote:

Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:50 p.m

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:54 pm to
Don't they take off for Muslim and Wicca/Pagan holidays?

Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:56 pm to
Pinkel is going on a beer run.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16054 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Don't they take off for Muslim and Wicca/Pagan holidays?


Yes they do! I forgot all about that.

Does any learning get done up there with all these days off?
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 5:59 pm to
Arkansas made their asses quit obviously
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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70096 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:00 pm to
quote:


Yes they do! I forgot all about that.

Does any learning get done up there with all these days off?


Well if they wanna recognize the religions of those silly hippies and smelly brown dickholes, who am I to stop them?
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
4207 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:01 pm to
It's a new SEC holiday, all Missourians are taking a shite and sending it South to r kansas.

From what I've been told it will improve the aroma in pig sooie land and there are fears it cause all r kansas women to stampede North!

Sooooieeee, pig pig pig!
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16054 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

r kansas


Gets funnier every time

quote:

From what I've been told it will improve the aroma in pig sooie land and there are fears it cause all r kansas women to stampede North!


Quit posting, this wasn't even funny, puke
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:02 pm to
But in all seriousness, what is it?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Ridgewalker


You can't post on the internet during Ramadan
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
4207 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

Quit posting, this wasn't even funny, puke


Who said I was trying to be funny? Trust me, I have been to r kansas, I feel your pain.


Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16054 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

I have been to r kansas, I feel your pain


Watch your mouth when you're speaking to your betters, puke

Arkansas > Missouri in every way
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
4207 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:13 pm to
quote:


Watch your mouth when you're speaking to your betters, puke

Arkansas > Missouri in every way


Delusional much? Seriously, you live in a land of pine trees and humidity where sweating is a state passtime.
Your school mascot is a pig! ROFL! Betters! Is that English?
Thanks for the chuckle-head, now go and brush your tooth.

This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 6:14 pm
Posted by Tom Sawyer
North Carolina
Member since Oct 2012
1001 posts
Posted on 2/25/13 at 6:15 pm to
Porker talking about Missouri yet again, incorrigible!
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