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Afternoon Delight: I'm gonna need a bigger boat

Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:51 am
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:51 am
Mornin' folks
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 11:48 am
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108346 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:54 am to
OJ and honey chicken biscuit.

Mornin' all.

Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:54 am to
Mornin'

Giant order of tater tots FTW
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16912 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:59 am to
From Sonic?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:01 am to
What are the rules for all these fricking IM threads? What time do they start and why not just one a day?
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:07 am to
quote:

From Sonic?


No I wish.
But these are from the cafeteria we have on site at the workplace.
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16912 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:08 am to
quote:

What are the rules for all these fricking IM threads? What time do they start and why not just one a day?






So who pissed in your cheerios this morning?


Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:12 am to
I didn't mean for that to sound angry. Sorry.

I was banned before the secot was opened. What are the IM thread rules? What time does each one start?
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16912 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:14 am to
The morning one is whenever... and I will change the title at lunch... then a new one is created for the nightly IM because there is usually no activity between 4-8.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:18 am to
quote:

So who pissed in your cheerios this morning?


I did...
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
6061 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:19 am to
6 pack of pecan swirls
Posted by Hogssmellgood
Hog in Vol land
Member since Nov 2012
2163 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:35 am to
Homemade bacon egg and cheese bagel ftw
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:38 am to
JDM's last post is still available for all to see:

Der Augen leuchtendes Paar,
das oft ich lächelnd gekost,
wenn Kampfeslust
ein Kuss dir lohnte,
wenn kindisch lallend
der Helden Lob
von holden Lippen dir floss:
dieser Augen strahlendes Paar,
das oft im Sturm mir geglänzt,
wenn Hoffnungssehnen
das Herz mir sengte,
nach Weltenwonne
mein Wunsch verlangte
aus wild webendem Bangen:
zum letztenmal
letz' es mich heut'
mit des Lebewohles
letztem Kuss!
Dem glücklichem Manne
glänze sein Stern:
dem unseligen Ew'gen
muss es scheidend sich schliessen

Denn so kehrt
der Gott sich dir ab,
so küsst er die Gottheit von dir!

Translation into English:

The few shining eyes,
caressed the often smiling,
if loss struggle,
one kiss was worth it
if childish babbling,
Heroes' praise,
had put the day to his lips:
This immediate radiant couple,
the storm often shined in me,
if hopeful longing,
the heart singed me,
by blissful world,
my wish demanded,
fear of wild webendem:
for the last time
last 'I am today'
farewell to the
last kiss!
the happy manne,
his star shine:
The unfortunate eternal
must be decisively close,

For so-versa
the God himself from you,
kisses the deity of thee!
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 7:53 am
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10064 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:38 am to
Good Morning. I had a wonderful Bacon, egg and cheese sammich this morning. Working on cup of coffee #2.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:42 am to
7:41 is too early to wake up after drinking. This is bullishit
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16912 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:46 am to
They sale tampons at your local drug store
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:46 am to
Bagel and OJ

Morning!
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:47 am to
Do you think they'd fit into my gaping vag?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:49 am to
I can fit an entire box of tampons in my V
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32657 posts
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:51 am to
Is it easier because of the lack of gravity?
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