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Congrats, auburn. You've done it. You've rustled my jimmies.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:37 pm
I have to give credit where it's due.
This was supposed to be OVER. We just kicked the crap out of you two Iron Bowls in a row, your team was having trouble making it out of the tunnel without falling on itself, Malzahn's nutjob wife was back at auburn, and life was good. I mean GOOD.
Then HE came back.
At least, last time we knew what to expect. This time, he was wearing a sweater and sitting in the stands. If he had a book or a class attendance record, you'd swear he was a student. And just when Alabama's hoops miscreants looked like we were going to roll on over you yet again, it happened.
He smiled. He shouted. And with all the forces of misappropriated church offerings and mandingo fantasies at his fingertips, he struck. We got CAMMED.
He was supposed to be gone. Other than a few ESPN NFL talk shows, this nightmare was supposed to be over. I was never expecting to see HIM again, unless I accidentally woke up early and left the tv on The Sports Reporters. I made my peace with God, and I forgave Him for 2010 with the understanding I would never have to look on that smug, evil smiling face again.
Now I can't even sit up straight. My coffee tastes like kerosene, my head is swelling like a tidal wave, and my jimmies are so out of place it feels like I have a permanent wedgie. I don't get it. I just don't understand it. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!??
There's nothing left to do, but put on a straw hat, burn some incense to Saban, and trust the process. Just keep chanting....process.....process.....process....serenity now....process....
This was supposed to be OVER. We just kicked the crap out of you two Iron Bowls in a row, your team was having trouble making it out of the tunnel without falling on itself, Malzahn's nutjob wife was back at auburn, and life was good. I mean GOOD.
Then HE came back.
At least, last time we knew what to expect. This time, he was wearing a sweater and sitting in the stands. If he had a book or a class attendance record, you'd swear he was a student. And just when Alabama's hoops miscreants looked like we were going to roll on over you yet again, it happened.
He smiled. He shouted. And with all the forces of misappropriated church offerings and mandingo fantasies at his fingertips, he struck. We got CAMMED.
He was supposed to be gone. Other than a few ESPN NFL talk shows, this nightmare was supposed to be over. I was never expecting to see HIM again, unless I accidentally woke up early and left the tv on The Sports Reporters. I made my peace with God, and I forgave Him for 2010 with the understanding I would never have to look on that smug, evil smiling face again.
Now I can't even sit up straight. My coffee tastes like kerosene, my head is swelling like a tidal wave, and my jimmies are so out of place it feels like I have a permanent wedgie. I don't get it. I just don't understand it. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!!??
There's nothing left to do, but put on a straw hat, burn some incense to Saban, and trust the process. Just keep chanting....process.....process.....process....serenity now....process....
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Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:38 pm to Crimson Legend
He is a force.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:38 pm to Crimson Legend
You gumps are a pathetic bunch
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:40 pm to Crimson Legend
7/10, effective sarcasm but lacks true wit
This post was edited on 2/7/13 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:40 pm to TennVOLS423
This is weird and gay and therefore you are weird and gay. I hate you.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:41 pm to Crimson Legend
:insertslowclapgifhere:
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:42 pm to TennVOLS423
quote:
You gumps are a pathetic bunch
No...just the OP......
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:42 pm to Crimson Legend
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:43 pm to Crimson Legend
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:43 pm to Crimson Legend
I love Cam also. What a great person he is.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:44 pm to Crimson Legend
Stop letting games, played by kids , define you.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:45 pm to au21tigers
Evertime Cammy Cam throws an INT or throws a fit on the sideline I smile a little on the inside.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:46 pm to Crimson Legend
I liked it. Especially the part about your askew jimmies and mandingo fantasies.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:46 pm to Crimson Legend
And they say my threads are bad.
Lol.
What a bunch of meaningless tripe.
Lol.
What a bunch of meaningless tripe.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:47 pm to Crimson Legend
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:47 pm to Crimson Legend
is it me or does anyone else get the feeling that the gumps would trade 1 or 2 of their titles for the 2010 iron bowl?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:48 pm to Rickdaddy4188
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Stop letting games, played by kids , define you.
Says the guy who has posted 8k times on a forum about games played by kids.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:48 pm to Crimson Legend
Would read again. 
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:49 pm to Jimmie Rustler
1)Fake Smile
2)Will never come back to Auburn, he hates us
3)ATPB
2)Will never come back to Auburn, he hates us
3)ATPB
Posted on 2/7/13 at 2:49 pm to Jimmie Rustler
Some will get it and think it's lame, some will get it and think it's funny, and the other 70% will continue their mindless flame war.
Personally, I think if you take your "hate" a little too seriously, you're in danger of killing trees or flapping your nuts in someone's face.
For those that enjoy it,
Personally, I think if you take your "hate" a little too seriously, you're in danger of killing trees or flapping your nuts in someone's face.
For those that enjoy it,
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