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So I got this e-mail to attend a private party tomorrow night at an undisclosed

Posted on 1/4/13 at 11:49 am
Posted by LOCO5150
NWA
Member since Sep 2011
4867 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 11:49 am
location just off of Dickson. It is supposed to be a swanky type thing where the guys dress up in slacks, vests, suspenders, and bow ties, and the girls wear dresses etc in relation to the prohibition era. Cocktails and horderves. It's supposed to be a hush hush speak easy type thing. The address will be provided when I RSVP. It says to not make a scene and enter quietly without knocking.

I'm not sure wth this is. Anyone know anything about this? Is this some kind of weird sex club or something?
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 11:58 am to
I'm pretty sure you're being framed for a murder/rape/arson.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
20151 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 11:59 am to
quote:

Is this some kind of weird sex club or something?
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37310 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:01 pm to
is this that ben's apartment or whatever the name is that people have been talking about?

sounds cool and mysterious to me!
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
41557 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:02 pm to
Do you know who invited you?
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:04 pm to
if you know the person who invited you....ask them what it is about. Assuming you know them, then that should give you an idea of what you are walking in to.

If you don't....use common sense here.
Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2008
39676 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:10 pm to
Prepare your anus


Posted by woopiginaustin
Moderator
Member since Jun 2008
8590 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:11 pm to
When the F1 track opened here in Austin last month, and every celebrity from George Lucas to Aerosmith was here for the festivities, lots of venues were sending out emails as "undisclosed locations" that you can only be let in on once you RSVP/purchase a ticket.

Normally this sort of thing is reserved for big events across multiple venues with the idea being that 10 million people don't show up hoping for celebrity autographs and photos.

Of course, it's cute when a NWA club does it for no reason.
This post was edited on 1/4/13 at 12:12 pm
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20926 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:26 pm to
Swinger party is obvious, obvious swinger party
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
34229 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

horderves


Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:36 pm to
The h is silent.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
20926 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:37 pm to
or maybe the W is missing.
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
40237 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:39 pm to
sounds like bens apartment. If your email had an rsvp code go to fayettevillesecret.com to enter it and see.
Posted by cigsmcgee
LR
Member since May 2012
5233 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

horderves


fricking french assholes.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
43772 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:45 pm to
I would take plenty of lube, condoms, and think of a password you can say before hand when in gagged in and in eminence pain...
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:51 pm to

Say goodbye to your kidneys.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:52 pm to
Password = fidelio.
Posted by Hawgeye
tFlagship Brothel
Member since Jun 2009
32504 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 12:57 pm to
A good code phrase for him while gagged would be "pluck my hat"
Posted by whataboar
Little Rock, Ark.
Member since Sep 2009
479 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

quote:
horderves



fricking french assholes.


Loco5150 is French?
Posted by Ray Penpillage
Western Slope
Member since Nov 2010
9409 posts
Posted on 1/4/13 at 1:20 pm to
If you're into that kinda thing.
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