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re: Best 2012 Rant thread: UK police scanner or Boosie in the attic?
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:17 pm to weagle99
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:17 pm to weagle99
Boosie in the attic was hilarious. Did that dude ever get charged for those fake tweets? The Montgomery Police Department were made to look like fools.
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Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:21 pm to Stripes314
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The Bama Stripper thread
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Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:23 pm to weagle99
Lexington Police Scanner FTW!
"Uhhhh, We have a half nude male with a propane tank"
"Uhhhh, We have a half nude male with a propane tank"
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:26 pm to WG_Dawg
WG, just read the first few pages, and you'll see why it was so epic.
"We have a partially nude male with a propane tank."
"We have a girl in a tree throwing beer bottles and yelling 'frick kansas.' Request backup."
"The suspect is currently surfing on a car."
It just goes on and on. Many, many couches lost their lives that night to fires - one idiot even forgot to take his couch out of the garage first, so the garage caught on fire too. Eventually, the mob surrounded the police, who retreated. And a couple of cops stopped to hit on the drunk sorority girls.
It was truly awesome.
"We have a partially nude male with a propane tank."
"We have a girl in a tree throwing beer bottles and yelling 'frick kansas.' Request backup."
"The suspect is currently surfing on a car."
It just goes on and on. Many, many couches lost their lives that night to fires - one idiot even forgot to take his couch out of the garage first, so the garage caught on fire too. Eventually, the mob surrounded the police, who retreated. And a couple of cops stopped to hit on the drunk sorority girls.
It was truly awesome.
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:27 pm to imjustafatkid
the Bama stripper thread actually had a poster put a Tigerdroppings sign in her front yard.
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:31 pm to semotruman
“We have a juvenile with a gun. We don’t have any way to take care of this.”
“Petroleum based product, it actually melted the road. Created a speed bump.”
“Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.”
"No... let them light their fireworks off, as long as they not lighting them at each other"
"A couch fire. Another couch coming into the street."
"We're going to let that burn."
"UKPD GET OUT OF THE STREETS!"
"there's a party going on the middle of an intersection...just let it go"
"They are trying to put out the fire with rocks and bottles"
"suspect is surfing on top of a car right now"
"possible shooting victim somehow got up and started walking down the street!"
"unknown male subject was walking westbound, disappeared...don't know if they fell in a manhole or what"
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR CITATIONS DAMMIT!"
"We got a woman in a tree, throwin empty beer containers yellin "frick Kansas" request backup"
“Can you get a truck down here for another couch?” “Sure you need a sanitation truck?” “No a fire truck. Actually the garage is on fire now too. Yeah a fire truck for sure.”
“Petroleum based product, it actually melted the road. Created a speed bump.”
“Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.”
"No... let them light their fireworks off, as long as they not lighting them at each other"
"A couch fire. Another couch coming into the street."
"We're going to let that burn."
"UKPD GET OUT OF THE STREETS!"
"there's a party going on the middle of an intersection...just let it go"
"They are trying to put out the fire with rocks and bottles"
"suspect is surfing on top of a car right now"
"possible shooting victim somehow got up and started walking down the street!"
"unknown male subject was walking westbound, disappeared...don't know if they fell in a manhole or what"
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR CITATIONS DAMMIT!"
"We got a woman in a tree, throwin empty beer containers yellin "frick Kansas" request backup"
“Can you get a truck down here for another couch?” “Sure you need a sanitation truck?” “No a fire truck. Actually the garage is on fire now too. Yeah a fire truck for sure.”
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:33 pm to weagle99
I actually remember the police scanner one
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:34 pm to CatFan81
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“Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.”
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:39 pm to weagle99
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:43 pm to weagle99
DP
This post was edited on 12/27/12 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:58 pm to CatFan81
page 2 and no mention of Dorrell's Engagement Book or Time to Fap: Championship Edition?
I am disapoint.
I am disapoint.
Posted on 12/27/12 at 6:04 pm to Latarian
Nothing in 2012 matched the "UGA AD caught with red panties in lap, ho in passenger seat" thread.
Posted on 12/27/12 at 6:05 pm to Latarian
Time to Fap: Championship Edition
The correct answer.
By fricking far.
The correct answer.
By fricking far.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:17 pm to Latarian
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no mention of Dorrell's Engagement Book
Totally forgot about that one. That one gets my vote instead. Holy Hell that page was awesome!
Auburn CPA and RummelTiger were killing it on there.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:47 pm to weagle99
Scanner!! We were up all night listening to that funny shite and the postings on here were going nuts!
Posted on 12/29/12 at 7:49 pm to GaDog85
This post was edited on 2/15/13 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 9:58 pm to JDM1992
Lexington Police Scanner
frick kansas
frick kansas
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:05 pm to WildKat
I would like to point out that both myself and I Love Bama were in on Page One of Champiosnhip Fap...
We were also both in again on Page 69, yo
We were also both in again on Page 69, yo
Posted on 12/29/12 at 10:15 pm to GFunk
Easily the best thread of the year
Posted on 12/30/12 at 12:53 am to lwlsu96
The scene in Lexington that night was truly like something out of the movie Project X. shite was unreal.
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