Hate Your Rival Day... I'll Start

I hate Patrick Fain Dye, I hate Shug Jordan and the way people pronounce his name, I hate Brent Fulwood, I hate Stan White, I hate everything Toomer's(the Corner, the Drugstore, the crappy lemonade), I hate Wire Road, I hate SkyBar, I hate Justin Hokanson, I hate Cliff Ellis, I hate AUdacity, I hate Lorenzo Dia
mond, I hate Beard-Eaves, I hate Bobby Lowder, I hate Nick Fairley, I hate Aubie, I hate David Housel, I hate Quentin Riggins, I hate Scott Pohlman, I hate Mammadou N'Diaye, I hate Rod Bramblett, I hate Frank Sanders, I hate Chris Porter, I hate Gabe Gross, I hate Quentin Groves, I hate Dameyune Craig, I hate Patrick Nix's birthmark, I hate Guthrie's, I hate Momma Goldberg's, I hate Phillip Marshall, I hate Karlos Dansby, I hate "The Auburn Family", I hate Trooper Taylor, I hate his towel, I hate Doc Robinson, I hate Gene Chizik, I hate his shacked/dental smock, I hate Cameron Jerrell Newton, I hate Lawyer Tillman, I hate Junior Rosegreen, I hate David Langner, I hate Yella Wood, I hate Jimmy Rane, I hate Ryan Pugh, I just really hate Auburn. I can't stress that enough.