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We are with you Auburn
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:29 am
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:29 am
Shut down those contemptible bammers.
They mock Auburn. Auburn isn't little brother. Auburn is little cousin on your moms side that eats boogers and molests your dog at Christmas when you have Christmas gatherings at your house.
That's what Bama thinks of Auburn.
Auburn won a national championship two years ago. Bama laughs at you.
They don't deserve to play for the title yet they lie, bribe, cajole, hook and crook, Barry O their way into a gift MNC birth. Meanwhile they make derogatory and crude comments about your coaches last name.
Auburn won a heisman trophy less than 24 months ago. Bama lifts its rear and farts in your general direction
They kill your trees. They build stautes of idolatry that are clearly in violation of the Ten Commandments Moses brought down from Sinai.
Pharaoh would have said Roll Tide. If there was a Third Reich today then Finebaum would be Joseph Goebells.
Rise up Auburn. Rise up like Bruce Wayne from that hole in The Dark Knight Rises.
Be Batman, Auburn. Be Batman because right now you are the hero the SEC needs.
We will all chant War Eagle with you, Auburn. We will all be Plainsmen.
We will all say Geaux Tigers for you.
Be our avengers. Be our heroes.
BEAT BAMA
They mock Auburn. Auburn isn't little brother. Auburn is little cousin on your moms side that eats boogers and molests your dog at Christmas when you have Christmas gatherings at your house.
That's what Bama thinks of Auburn.
Auburn won a national championship two years ago. Bama laughs at you.
They don't deserve to play for the title yet they lie, bribe, cajole, hook and crook, Barry O their way into a gift MNC birth. Meanwhile they make derogatory and crude comments about your coaches last name.
Auburn won a heisman trophy less than 24 months ago. Bama lifts its rear and farts in your general direction
They kill your trees. They build stautes of idolatry that are clearly in violation of the Ten Commandments Moses brought down from Sinai.
Pharaoh would have said Roll Tide. If there was a Third Reich today then Finebaum would be Joseph Goebells.
Rise up Auburn. Rise up like Bruce Wayne from that hole in The Dark Knight Rises.
Be Batman, Auburn. Be Batman because right now you are the hero the SEC needs.
We will all chant War Eagle with you, Auburn. We will all be Plainsmen.
We will all say Geaux Tigers for you.
Be our avengers. Be our heroes.
BEAT BAMA
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Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:29 am to Lacour
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:31 am to Lacour
Stay angry my friend.
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:31 am to Lacour
quote:
They build stautes of idolatry that are clearly in violation of the Ten Commandments Moses brought down from Sinai.
but then we built statues...
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:31 am to Lacour
Best freaking pre-pregame pumpup speech in the history of denial, but I will take it.
Impossibility
Impossibility
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:31 am to Lacour
Finebaum = Geobells (Propaganda Minister)
I like that.
I like that.
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:33 am to Lacour
Wath thith witten by Navid Nouthel?
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:34 am to Lacour
If Auburn pulls a win out if it's arse this year against Bama, pigs will be flying and I will have shat a solid gold brick.
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:34 am to Lacour
God dammit man, that's beautiful. 
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:35 am to Lacour
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:35 am to 10888bge
David beat Goliath. Geaux War Eagles
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:36 am to Lacour
Is that you David Housel? You forgot to check whether "we're in the room or not."
Oh and NtY
Oh and NtY
This post was edited on 11/11/12 at 9:37 am
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:37 am to Lacour
quote:
If there was a Third Reich today then Finebaum would be Joseph Goebells.
Germans
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:38 am to Lacour
Put down the crack pipe.
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:40 am to wartiger2004
Nice rant. A lot of it isn't true. But I have to admit that it puts a smile on my face that whenever Auburn fans look at the list of national champions it will say:
Alabama
Auburn
Alabama
I do have a wry smile about bookending Auburn like that.
Alabama
Auburn
Alabama
I do have a wry smile about bookending Auburn like that.
This post was edited on 11/11/12 at 9:42 am
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:43 am to Lacour
Great fricking pep talk! 
Bama 51
AU 3
Bama 51
AU 3
Posted on 11/11/12 at 9:44 am to Lacour
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BEAT BAMA
Won't happen. There is LITERALLY no chance that Auburn can beat Bama. I would be content with actually mailing this one in and just taking the rest of the year off.
Posted on 11/18/12 at 5:24 am to Lacour
BUMP
Because we need you Auburn. We need you!
War Damn Eagle.
Because we need you Auburn. We need you!
War Damn Eagle.
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