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EDSBS - SEC Sanity Rankings
Posted on 4/20/12 at 7:55 am
Posted on 4/20/12 at 7:55 am
Pretty funny stuff. SIAP
EDSBS - SEC Sanity Rankings
EDSBS - SEC Sanity Rankings
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Please consider the operant, demonstrated insanity of Arkansas football. Houston Nutt survived for almost a decade there—nay, thrived, and did so while running a high school offense on little more than enthusiasm, GIGGITYs, and maniacal stares. He did this after the program ditched Danny Ford. We repeat: THEY HIRED POST-CLEMSON DANNY FORD. Then the fanbase got restless, filed Freedom of Information requests to acquire Houston Nutt’s cellphone records, and ultimately drove him to Ole Miss. Then, they hired Bobby Petrino.
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LSU: Saner than Alabama fans since they value food, music, sodomy, beards, hunting, and other important Louisiana tradition.
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Posted on 4/20/12 at 7:56 am to blacknblu
:|
Posted on 4/20/12 at 7:59 am to hg
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sodomy
Posted on 4/20/12 at 8:00 am to blacknblu
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sodomy,
a little anal and oral never hurt anyone
Posted on 4/20/12 at 8:01 am to Elleshoe
what what?
Posted on 4/20/12 at 8:01 am to blacknblu
#gohogs
Posted on 4/20/12 at 8:03 am to blacknblu
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quote: LSU: Saner than Alabama fans since they value food, music, sodomy, beards, hunting, and other important Louisiana tradition.
FACT
Posted on 4/20/12 at 8:06 am to blacknblu
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Mizzou: Not crazy in the least, but possibly addicted to pornography. Early innings yet, though: they may be the quiet kid thrown into juvenile hall who, goaded by bullies and abuse, turns on someone one day and maims them for life
Posted on 4/20/12 at 8:16 am to Hugo Stiglitz
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Kentucky: [NO FILE FOUND]
Posted on 4/20/12 at 8:31 am to blacknblu
Mizzou is dead on, can't drive through that damn state without seeing dozens of ADULT SUPERSTORE billboards everywhere.
Posted on 4/20/12 at 9:13 am to Stonehog
Porn shops in Missouri, You only really see them on I-70 and I-44. I think they cater to out-of-state truckers. I also notice that they are usually on the Western end of the state so they might be catering to those ugly arse Jayhawks from Kansas or those Sooners that have spent to much time alone in their covered wagons.
Posted on 4/20/12 at 9:16 am to TPAWZ
Typical, blame the Kansas folk. Fact is Missourians are addicted to porn and you have no shame.
Posted on 4/20/12 at 9:23 am to Stonehog
Oh alright, I admit it. PORN IS GOOD. there I said it. Happy now?
Posted on 4/20/12 at 9:51 am to TPAWZ
Sinner
Posted on 4/20/12 at 9:53 am to Stonehog
Yup. That is correct. Now that I have confessed my sins, am I forgiven?
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:03 am to TPAWZ
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Porn shops in Missouri, You only really see them on I-70 and I-44. I think they cater to out-of-state truckers. I also notice that they are usually on the Western end of the state so they might be catering to those ugly arse Jayhawks from Kansas or those Sooners that have spent to much time alone in their covered wagons.
Nah. I bet it's All the people from Ohio.
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:12 am to blacknblu
He shot his wad writing about Alabama and sort of coasted for the rest of the article, gradually losing momentum. D+
This post was edited on 4/20/12 at 10:13 am
Posted on 4/20/12 at 10:14 am to blacknblu
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They’re insane, but it’s a manageable, happy insanity, like that of a large breed dog who insists on knocking you around a little bit before sitting on your lap for the entirety of a dinner party.
excellent
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