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Best excuse if your team loses on January 9th

Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:46 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127489 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:46 am
As much as I have enjoyed all of the weak sauce flame attempts for the past three weeks, I figured it was time for a little fun. So, take a moment and think up your best excuse if your team loses on January 9th and post it here. Let's see who can get the closest match for the morning of January 10th. I will start with this;

"Coach Saban had a month to prepare for JJ and the option. We should have started JL instead."

Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
38436 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:47 am to
quote:

"Coach Saban had a month to prepare for JJ and the option.


hey max
Posted by Smash Mouth Tider
Member since Sep 2011
2466 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:47 am to
Maze was still bothered by the thought of that damn line hanging down.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127489 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:48 am to
quote:

hey max




Okay, bonus points if you can match up a poster with an excuse.

Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:49 am to
quote:


Maze was still bothered by the thought of that damned imaginary line hanging down.


Posted by ehole
in a house
Member since Nov 2010
3373 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:49 am to
cade foster still sucks...
Posted by hwnd
( O_o)
Member since Apr 2010
9858 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:49 am to
LSU's players are strong enough to beat up a branch of the military so we were outmatched.
Posted by slidog
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2011
1046 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Maze was still bothered by the thought of that damn line hanging down.


My thoughts exactly.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127489 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:50 am to
I am hoping for at least one Bama post about Big XII officiating.
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2585 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:51 am to
LSU - "It's too hard to beat a team twice in a season. We shouldn't have had to play them anyway."
BAMA - "It wasn't our fault. Our kicker can't make 74 yard FG's."
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
56812 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:51 am to
Saban was focused on Texas and didn't have his head in the game.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109055 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:51 am to
We shouldn't have been in that game because we went 7-5 and won the Chicken bowl already. That would be mine anyway.
Posted by Smash Mouth Tider
Member since Sep 2011
2466 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:51 am to
quote:


I am hoping for at least one Bama post about Big XII officiating.


That was actually my second choice.
This post was edited on 1/2/12 at 11:53 am
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34115 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:52 am to
Shitty field conditions.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127489 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:52 am to
quote:

LSU's players are strong enough to beat up a branch of the military so we were outmatched.




Just so you know, we don't actually consider the Air Force to be the military.
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2585 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:52 am to
^ Mentally noted. BIG 12 officials still pissed about the UT arse-whooping and OKST being left out.
Posted by bona fide
Burma
Member since Jun 2010
8972 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:52 am to
Saban can not sustain a program, only build.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127489 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Shitty field conditions.


Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87208 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:54 am to
Someone was wearing their lucky hat!
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127489 posts
Posted on 1/2/12 at 11:55 am to
quote:

Saban was focused on Texas and didn't have his head in the game.


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