re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

Hogging story.

My buddy picks up a girl at a bar. She’s rough but ok with huge tits. She has the mongrel friend. Fat with blah tits. Fave below average. We end up back at their house. There is a high school aged kid asleep in the living room. Who’s mom? We never asked. I’m sure he’s. Serial killer now. This seemed like a common occurrence.

My girl was bad. And in a bad way. I’m trying to play with tits and get her to blow me. She keeps easing and scooting her vag toward my junk. It was an awkward frustrating jiu-jitsu match. Neither of us won. She gave me a piss poor hand job while I finger blasted her just to get out of there.

I was probably 23-24. It was a definite “low” and a what are you doing with your life moment.