re: Fossils in Greece Suggest Human Ancestors Evolved in Europe, Not Africa

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Evolution is stupid….common sense!!

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Yes it is complete common sense that:

An all knowing, all powerful infallible omnipotent sky god with a long white beard was bored so he decided to create Earth, but this omnipotent being needed 7 days to create the Earth and then he created a guy, but the guy was bored, so he ripped his ribs out and made a woman, but he says “don’t eat this apple” and then a talking snake who is a fallen angel that sky god also created but the snake rebelled against him, well the snake talks to the woman and is like “yo eat that apple” and she’s like “alright” and then humanity is doomed to original sin and can’t go to heaven and then god gets mad at humans for doing what he condemned them to so he floods the entire world, killing almost every living being, including thousands and thousands of innocent animals and babies, and then some time passes and he thinks, “alright there’s only one solution here: I’ll send my son, who is also me, and also a 3rd undefinable spirit, and then I’ll/he will get murdered in spectacular fashion and everyone will be saved from the original sin that I created”

It’s just logical.