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CNN column: Opinion: The long overdue death of the stick shift car

Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:08 am
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2100 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:08 am
This guy is a douchebag and frick him (My opinion is that his opinion SUCKS). He's also notably sexist against men and I'm ignoring his obvious love of EVs.

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[quote]For old-school connoisseurs of the automobile — usually men — driving means operating a beloved vehicle by touch, with three pedals underfoot and a shift stick at hand.

In Europe, this clientele is responsible for a good deal of the moaning about manual transmission’s demise. And perhaps nowhere is it louder than in Germany, the home of Porsche, BMW, Volkswagen and Mercedes Benz.

He affectionately describes the stick shift’s smooth knob nestled in his palm. (Sigmund Freud would have had no trouble deducing the grounds for this allure.)

Well, Zen or not, the day of manual transmissions is speeding to an end — and this layman is shedding no tears.

It’s not just that I cringe at the grating screech of a botched downshift, that high-pitched sequel worse than fingernails across a chalkboard. The sound upbraids and shames me for having wronged the drivetrain. But this obviously never happens to alpha men, the kind who love their engines and coax them to purr.

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Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:09 am to
Of course the queer writers at CNN see dicks everywhere.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51386 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:12 am to
Who comes up with this garbage writing?
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20135 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:13 am to
How about instead, we hasten the demise of antagonistic click-bait articles and the desperate-to-be-relevant narcissistic “journalists” who write them.
Posted by razor55red
Member since Sep 2017
251 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:14 am to
This guy is full of shite. Both my wife and sister refuse to drive automatics and have no problem with downshifts. But maybe it's just the "knob in their hands". Believe me, in Germany the manual transmission is alive and well.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18468 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:21 am to
quote:

This guy




Gets zero pussy.
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
7364 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:21 am to
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But for those aficionados who really can’t go without a clutch and gear shifter, Toyota is planning a realistic-feeling fake manual transmission for some EV models.

It serves no purpose whatsoever — save to comfort bruised egos


Ego....WTF. some people like myself just have fun driving manuals.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15004 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:21 am to
Bring it back with hand-cranked windows, manual locks, cloth seats, a radio that’s simply a USB dock + 3.5mm out in a single cab truck for around $15-20K, and I’ll run that truck to 200,000 miles making it very uneconomical to continue production.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22292 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:22 am to
I just bought a 2024 MINI Cooper JCW with a six speed manual. In 2025, no more manual MINIs. I had to get one before they are gone. Kind of a shame that manuals are going away almost entirely. I've always enjoyed driving them. I get it, new automatics are great, they shift faster and better than a stick, blah, blah, blah. That doesn't make them more fun to drive. A stick shift also has the extra benefit of acting as an anti-theft device.
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 8:28 am
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27350 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:22 am to
What a flaming fig, automotive enthusiasts both male and female love manual vehicles.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71506 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:24 am to
The pushback on manuals is so weird to me.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2966 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:30 am to
Looking for a used Jeep right and will only settle for a stick shift

Dude is a phag or pussy
This post was edited on 3/28/24 at 8:31 am
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
2659 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:36 am to
stopped reading at cnN...
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30265 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:39 am to
Glad to see CNN is consistent. They manage to be wrong about everything.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4903 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:39 am to
quote:

usually men — driving means operating a beloved vehicle by touch


I can also debone a deer and skin a catfish with my eyes closed.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
8137 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:44 am to
The manual trans is the norm anywhere but North America.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16467 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:45 am to
Must not be anything going on worth covering, so let’s write an article about “I don’t like something; therefore, they must to stop making it.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99153 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:46 am to
frick this a-hole
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29009 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:48 am to
You guys are quick

Paul Hockenos

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Paul Hockenos (born 1963) is a beta male and political analyst who has been working in Germany and across Central and Eastern Europe since 1989.[1] His work has appeared in Newsweek, among other periodicals.[2] He has authored several books on European politics and perpetrated unfounded claims based on his opinions and experiences.[2][3] His work is generally not regarded to be taken seriously.


multiple edits this morning.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14171 posts
Posted on 3/28/24 at 8:49 am to
Apparently that douchebag couldn't figure out how to drive a stick. I miss having one, they are fun as hell to drive. frick him.
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