re: Is there anything more selfish than cutting in line?

Most frequent flyers are aware of gate lice, you know, the droves of toe-brained retards that crowd the boarding area immediately as the gate agent announces they're about to start the boarding process despite being in one of the last boarding groups. Mostly the same types who shove their oversized "carryon" in the first empty bin they pass in rows 3-5 then proceed to waddle to their seat in row 28.

But one thing I've only just began taking notice of is the amount of wheelchairs needed for boarding versus the number of empty wheelchairs left sitting in the breezeway after arrival. I can only assume Jesus is very busy performing miracles exclusively on domestic US flights.