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Young Cameron Newton graduates today!! Round of applause for the GOAT rustler
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:14 pm
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They said I could be anything I wanted so I became a National Champion, SEC Champion, Heisman winner, and a College graduate of the best football university in America
[quote]Newton says he won't attend graduation because doesn't want to take away from others.[/quote]
GOAT
On going investigation
This post was edited on 5/9/15 at 2:27 pm
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Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:23 pm to Eric4tigers
Upvoted.
Creating an alter to upvote again.
Creating an alter to upvote again.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:24 pm to Eric4tigers
Superman
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:26 pm to Eric4tigers
Congrats to Cam!
You cheating bastard!
You cheating bastard!
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:27 pm to Eric4tigers
Cameron Jerell Newton >>>>>>>>>>> anyone else
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:27 pm to Eric4tigers
BEAST
Posted on 5/9/15 at 2:28 pm to Eric4tigers
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:10 pm to Eric4tigers
Good for the guy. I'm glad he finished what he started.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:11 pm to Eric4tigers
Now he will be able to get a good job after his HOF career is over.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:13 pm to MrAUTigers
Dude made so many defenders look flat out silly. Guy was unreal. Congrats to Cam!
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:15 pm to Ted2010
Congrats to Cam
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:17 pm to Eric4tigers
Posted on 5/9/15 at 3:59 pm to Eric4tigers
(Newton dies at the ripe age of 81)
Scene 1: in the coroner's examining room.
Coroner's assistant: excuse me Doctor? I was examining Mr. Newton's body and noticed something very peculiar. You may want to take a look at this.
Coroner: what do you mean?
Coroner's assistant: it seems he has a white penis doctor, but he's a black male. I've never seen such a thing before!
Coroner: oh that, yes it seems he played QB for Auburn University many decades ago. He was quite successful.
Coroner's assistant: uhhhh ok. But how does that pertain to the white penis?
Coroner: So many of his fans performed fellatio on him, that they actually "sucked the brown off".
Coroner's assistant:
Scene 1: in the coroner's examining room.
Coroner's assistant: excuse me Doctor? I was examining Mr. Newton's body and noticed something very peculiar. You may want to take a look at this.
Coroner: what do you mean?
Coroner's assistant: it seems he has a white penis doctor, but he's a black male. I've never seen such a thing before!
Coroner: oh that, yes it seems he played QB for Auburn University many decades ago. He was quite successful.
Coroner's assistant: uhhhh ok. But how does that pertain to the white penis?
Coroner: So many of his fans performed fellatio on him, that they actually "sucked the brown off".
Coroner's assistant:
Posted on 5/9/15 at 4:07 pm to Eric4tigers
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They said I could be anything, so i chose to attend the University of Florida over all other schools including Auburn. Then i cheated, stole and lied and got kicked out. 180k later, War Damn Eagle.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 5:48 pm to Eric4tigers
Sociology degree .....LOL
Posted on 5/9/15 at 6:06 pm to MrAUTigers
His hall of fame career consists of zero Super Bowls and pointless gaudy stats. A QB from the Delaware Blue Hens has more Super Bowls than he does.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 7:23 pm to Eric4tigers
Wow... Chicken or Ice moved this out of the Rant?
Yeah, ATPB lives.
Yeah, ATPB lives.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 7:25 pm to FourThreeForty
Jelly
Posted on 5/9/15 at 7:30 pm to 14&Counting
quote:something 90% of all bama fans dont have
college degree
Posted on 5/9/15 at 8:07 pm to Eric4tigers
Did this really get moved to the AU board? These fricking gay lsu admins. Such pussies. This is sec material to say frick you to you retards that said cam didn't give a frick about AU. Yeah I'm mad. DGAF. frick you lsu douche bags!
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