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so what happens if we open the season.......

Posted on 5/11/16 at 10:24 am
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 10:24 am
with an asswhipping from Clemson? The melt will be glorious.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 10:29 am to
In a word, mass hysteria

Actually, that's 2 words
This post was edited on 5/11/16 at 10:30 am
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12120 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 10:34 am to
quote:

with an asswhipping from Clemson? The melt will be glorious.


I would think the melt would be glorious if we won the game, I haven't seen anyone who expects a win.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 10:46 am to
Media would chalk it up as Clemson losing several defensive players. Doubt it would give us much street cred right away.
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 10:51 am to
Pandolerium and the fire errbody talk will begin.
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
19755 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 10:51 am to
quote:

asswhipping from Clemson?


quote:

The melt will be glorious.


I think this is what we all expect?

They have arguably the best QB and RB in the nation and a top 10 defense. Plus their coach, and coordinators are better than ours at every level.
Posted by plaric
Pike Road, Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
2204 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 11:03 am to
14-1 national champions if we lose the first one.....15-0 otherwise....duh
Posted by plaric
Pike Road, Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
2204 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 11:03 am to
They lost a lot on defense
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36243 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 11:04 am to
Close loss: we remain optimistic
Close win: we expect Natty's
Bad loss: Fire Malzahn, frick JJ, Hire Herman !!!
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17107 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 11:16 am to
quote:

Close loss: we remain optimistic Close win: we expect Natty's Bad loss: Fire Malzahn, frick JJ, Hire Herman !!!


That about sums it up.
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4770 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 12:06 pm to
not if but when.
Posted by AUNashville
New Haven
Member since Jul 2014
3561 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 12:34 pm to
I do expect us to receive an arse-whooping.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16169 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 12:50 pm to
I do not see a 'melt" coming no matter what the score.

Gus has effectively tempered ALL expectations for Auburn football.

It will take a ten win season just to drum up interest again.

Season ticket sales will be lackluster compared to prior years.

His seat is getting warm.
Posted by jrljr
Member since Aug 2012
4074 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 12:53 pm to
Bunch of fricking pussies. ALL OF YOU!

Who the frick gives up beforehand? Do you require your wife to lube the strap-on, or do you just bite on a piece of leather?

Are you ****s French?

My God, I hope if any of you have veterans as relatives, that you never let them hear you puss out like this.

What a freakin' disgrace. Your grandkids will kill you in your sleep, AS A FAVOR!
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4651 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 1:26 pm to
I say this with all the sincerity in the world:

I hope you get gang raped by a herd of hippos and choke on hippo splooge.
Posted by DyeHardDylan
Member since Nov 2011
7728 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 2:14 pm to
We will have had "a great week of practice"
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38002 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

with an asswhipping from Clemson? AuburnCPA's melt will be typical and expected.

Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37706 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

They have arguably the best QB and RB in the nation and a top 10 defense.


They have a good RB but he isn't even top 5. Arguably not top 10 for guys that are just returning next year
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
36243 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Bunch of fricking pussies. ALL OF YOU! Who the frick gives up beforehand? Do you require your wife to lube the strap-on, or do you just bite on a piece of leather? Are you ****s French? My God, I hope if any of you have veterans as relatives, that you never let them hear you puss out like this. What a freakin' disgrace. Your grandkids will kill you in your sleep, AS A FAVOR!

Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24762 posts
Posted on 5/11/16 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

with an asswhipping from Clemson? The melt will be glorious.
Chex will be doing this

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